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  1. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    Why do morbidly obese men take their shirts off and sit outside pubs when the sun comes out? Are they saying drink as much beer as us and you too could have rolls and rolls of fat? Can anyone who can tell me why looking like you are very close to having a heart attack and celebrating obesity is a good thing?
     
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    nomoregeordies, May 23, 2012
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A more interesting question...

    Why do people do a, "i am leaving thread", only to come back within a week?
     
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  3. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Might be over-compensating for something else small <whistle>
     
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  4. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    I'm indecisive.
     
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    You sure?
     
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  6. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    No but thought I'd come back and post again and be less of a twat which shouldn't be difficult.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Good lad, NMG is reborn....but not to much, gotta have a little bit of contraversary.
     
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  8. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    so, the "less of a twat" thing starts when?
     
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  9. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    Well now, if possible.
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Why are you so obsessed with fat that you now spend your days prowling about looking for men with their shirts off?
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, May 23, 2012
  11. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    I don't it just seems the morbidly obese male likes to do this for some reason.
     
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  12. connor wigham

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    dont be going to toon matchs anytime soon then...
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So i take it you are young and athletic, with hair like David Ginola, Face of Brad Pit, stomach of (that ****ers out of the film 300) legs like Tom Platts, and ball skills like Beckham?........
     
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  14. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    No but I'm not obese either so I keep my shirt on as this is reserved for the obese.
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    But i thought the mags had bought the copyright, to being fat ****ers and taking their shirts of in public places...
     
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    Hairyhaggis Well-Known Member

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    If you got it, flaunt it. And who doesn't like breasts!? "Their milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, mine's better than yours..." They are having a moob off basically.
     
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  17. nomoregeordies

    nomoregeordies Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to be nice Commachio so I will keep my own counsel regarding the mags' and their habits.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Don't try to hard.......
     
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    It's always skinny chavs taking their tops off at the first sight of sun round my way. It must make it easier to carry round those invisible rolls of carpet they all seem to have!
     
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    :laugh:
     
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