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What's 60 million - 3.5 million?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 5, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    This isn't actually a serious question.

    However, i remember a certain fat cockney bastard saying we'd have to spend 60 million quid to even think about staying up this season....

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    doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo lol

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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 5, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    P.S. I know we've spent 5m on Ben Arfa but he hasn't really played and hasn't made enough of a contribution.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 5, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Wow a funny article <applause>

    He was probably at the pub before he said it
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 5, 2011
  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Merson is a ****. Never has a good word to say about NUFC. He is as bad as that Jason ****ing Cundy who said Sunderland get more fans than Newcastle.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 5, 2011
  5. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Why do you have to keep swearing when you make a thread or comment, it might actually come across as a reasonable thought if you stopped swearing, it's just not very clever all the time.
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Apr 5, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    When did he say that i think I may go and email him on talksport with the past seasons averages
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 5, 2011
  7. overseasTOON

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    Don't forget that he's as intelligent as a dehydrated amoeba with a full frontal lobotomy and special needs.
     
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  8. Smudger

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    56.5mil <ok> ;)

    I know we'd be a lot worse off, but I wonder if we'd actually be in the relegation zone without Tiote, you could then argue we could have survived spending nothing (given that old Perchinho actually hindered our chances).

    Also you could buy the entire squad from most bottom half teams for 60million to be honest, so that was a ridiculous suggestion from Merson.
     
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  9. beardface

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    What else would you expect from the man?
     
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  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It's because they kept on saying that "it's the same team that got us relegated" but it's ****in not!
     
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  11. Shola

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    I kinda like him :emoticon-0115-inlov

    He's as thick as **** like and obviously prone to the odd ridiculous comment but it only adds to his charm... <whistle>
     
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    Exactly. It's a completely different team because the attitude around the place is brilliant rather than dire.
     
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  13. MagpieMuzz

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    It's funny how stupid he is, and hilarious when he tries to pronounce player names
     
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    Can't stand the bloke, really is a pig-headed tosser. He's thick as **** too, he does have a serious issue with player names, even straight forward ones. He once called Ben Arfa "Ben Afra"...

    It beggars belief that someone thinks he's worth paying to talk about football when the talking is the one thing he can't do.

    It's like employing a deaf record producer.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Apr 5, 2011
  15. Hugh Briss

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    I really can't see why Sky employ him - he's just as clueless as Andy Gray et al.

    Still, you have to respect his management record! <laugh> ...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 5, 2011
  16. Why aye Cabaye

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    Big deal, just another person to prove wrong. I'd rather watch Merson as part of the Soccer Saturday panel than the pile of dross final score dish up every Saturday.
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Apr 5, 2011
  17. MagpieMuzz

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    Amen to that, at least Merson's entertaining, beats the likes of Mark Bright (who is absolutely terrible) on Final Score
     
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  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Say what you think AP dont hold back
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 5, 2011
  19. Erik

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    Rep! <laugh>

    Edit: You're still a cock.
     
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    Erik, Apr 5, 2011
  20. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Yeah we too busy and taking drugs at school to actually learn anything intellectual.
     
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