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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 2, 2012.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Postal deliveries will be affected by the extra congestion generated by the Olympic Games, with some mail held in the system for an extra day, Royal Mail has said.

    A £1 charge will be introduced by Parcelforce for delivering to parts of London during the Games.

    Londoners are also being urged to post mail earlier in the day than usual.

    But deliveries and collections will continue six days a week.

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    All together now.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Glad I no longer live there...
     
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  3. Siddall

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    How can the games effect the post? Let me guess, 'wrong kind of olympics'...
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    They've took a leaf out of the rail services..
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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  6. Nads

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    1066 posts.

    What the deuce!
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    it's something to do with the Battle of Hastings!
     
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  8. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    [video=youtube;haJ_sl6Bh6A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haJ_sl6Bh6A&feature=related[/video]
     
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  10. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    William the conqueror was not a guy who regularly used sex chat lines. When he invaded Britain in 1066 he was known to be in to little dick humiliation and sissyfication. This interest was casually referred to in the famous phone sex version of the Bayeux Tapestry. Here William is shown surrounded by Nuns near the village of Bosham. The Nuns are laughing at his little Dick and humiliating him greatly. Little dick was the pet name given to Richard the Lion Heart, Williams great Grandson when he was a child.



    Landing near Hastings at a place called Bexhill on Sea William fought King Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings. Probably the most important sex chat based battle in history. King Harold was humiliated in defeat and lost an eye in the process of being killed. Harold was not into sissification or feminisation, He was British and therefore a real man who liked normal humiliation sex chat.



    Saxon Britain was full of humiliation sex chat before the Norman sex chat conquest. The Normans spoke French and their brand of phone sex was incomprehensible to the Brits. Sissification and feminisation were popular amongst the French. They like humiliation phone sex. They liked sex chat so that they could dress up as sissy girlies and be feminised then humiliated. Bad girls would humiliate them through sex chat and humiliation phone sex. Little dick humiliation was reserved for the French who had a little dick. At Humiliateme.co.uk we don’t speak French. Our sex chat is English and it’s understandable, good, hot phone sex.



    You can be humiliated and made to feel pathetic by our wonderful phone sex girls. Humiliation sex chat is very effective when you can here the sex chat girls calling you a sissy and dressing you in sissified cloths. Humiliation phone sex can take any form you want and our sex chat girls can humiliate you in any way you wish. It’s your fantasy so live it with our sex chat and phone sex girls. Men dressed as sissy girls look really stupid. Its no wonder our sex chat girls humiliate them such a lot. How pathetic they are and our phone sex operators know that. Sissyfication and feminisation phone sex are available 24 x 7 at Humiliateme.co.uk.



    Anyway back to the battle of Hastings. Sissy William won the battle and England changed for ever. Humiliation phone sex was restricted to the French nobles. The poor Saxons didn’t have any sex chat at all and certainly no humiliating phone sex. The Normans divided Britain up between them. Having little dick humiliation phone sex, feminisation and sissyfication wherever they wanted. So that’s how humiliation phone sex began in Britain. The Normans employed sex chat girls and phone sex workers to humiliate them everyday. They really got off on little dick humiliation.
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    Did you know that the Saxons used a musical instrument to communicate with each other? It was known as the saxaphone....Sorry....
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    You seem to know an awful lot about this particular kink, Syd.

    Frankly, a lass would have to be a bloody good liar to convince me I had a little dick, being as it's an absolute monster :)

    Or did I dream it.......?
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    Do any of you have pet names for yout dicks...Mines known as Dastardly!
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    That bloke seems to have a reasonable job!

    Taking pics of them two. Phwoarrrr!!!
     
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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    thats about the long and the short of it
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    The little one's a cracker (love them big thighs) but I'd love a shot at the big lass!
     
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  18. Black Cat Kiwi

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    She’d strangle you if you tried
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    I think I would feel a little intimidated by a lass that tall..
     
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  20. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Get in there ya piker...............

    [video=youtube;YwwJzNzRAZQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwJzNzRAZQ[/video]

    :emoticon-0115-inlov :tongue:
     
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