Gosh I wish you were on here last week BRB! Had a right old debate about the Franchise. Glad to see I'm not alone in hating seeing Chelsea win The Champions League. Though I do have a soft spot for Di Matteo...
One of the wondeful benefits of not actively disliking any other football club is that I can watch pretty much any side and enjoy the experience of them winning. It was a bit like that last night - I think Abramovich has done almost as much to distort and degrade the values of this wonderful game as Murdoch and Sky, but that didn't stop me jumping up applauding when Drogba's header went in and watching in disbelief as he slotted the last penalty away. He's one of the finest strikers I've ever seen, as well as being a significant humanitarian and philanthropist, and if he is to leave British football at the end of this contract, that was a fitting finale. Very pleased for Di Matteo as well - at any other club and under any other owner, this would certainly guarantee him the contract he richly deserves. However, this is Planet Abramovich and normal rules most definitely don't apply.
football -MK Dons existance -winkleman -dean lewington -any man united fans who live in london/wycombe, have never been to a game and go into hiding whenever thier team loses (so 99.9% of them) -glory supporters full stop -ITVs football coverage (adrian childs is a nightmare!) -anti-football teams -ched evans getting a place in team of the year ahead of the better and non criminal stuart beavon wycombe games -people who leave games early and arrive late - youve paid for 90 minutes, what the ****ing point in leaving early????? -people who bring thier kids, who in turn sit and play on DSs or their phone (or yesteday a new experience for me, seeing kids playing football in the terrace instead of watching -the bloke on the tannoy and the terrible choice of music -never winning the 50/50 half time draw (if the odds are 50/50im really unlucky!) -players who cant be bothered to play for side -people who have a go at me for standing at away games, even if im in the back ****ing row! -the shoddy quality of some programmes in general -the Xfactor and programmes like it -z list celebritys -big brother, could anyone have invented a duller programme? -adverts, the amount of times ive been told i can reclaim PPI just winds me up no end -wasps, both london and the flying animal -people who cant control annoying crying kids -people who wear trousers around their ankles -buses -hideously over pricing at some arenas (at the 02 the other day, £4.50 for a soft drink, blimey) -people who spend all day on phones/facbook/twitter etc -motorcyclists -people who walk slowly -people who think the sun shines out of their arse -people who refer to themselves as full time mums/dads (your not a full time parent, your unemployed live with it!!!) -people who queue jump -people pulling the race card -people cheating benifits -politicians -tuition fees -motorists smoking and being on their phone -people who drop litter -people who work in resturants or shops and can barely speak the language think thats it, but as soon as i post i'll think of something else!
This could be a long thread Office speak is a big one for me, talk fecking English, not stakeholder engagement & Silos people KMTing all the fecking time why shouting down the phone on the bus, at least 4-5 times per sentence Charlton People gtting on the teams back early doors People leaving early
i hate food shopping with the mrs, especially when some pratt blocks the aisle and you end up ramming the trolley into them to get past,mk franchise chelski the gooners and that no good diving cheat droghba.oh and millwall for bidding for beever
mp's talking bollox all the time ,most stewards at away games up north,BLOODY LEARNER DRIVERS,wasps,tennis,all soaps(thank god the mrs don't like em either so i don't have to suffer watching them.)traffic wardens.........hows that to be getting on with tewkes
Seems the Wycombe lads feel the same as us Charlton lads about Claridge Never has a good thing to say about us and always seems pretty clueless. Can't help but agree with you RE supermarkets...also hate when people just stop walking in the middle of aisles. Or when you're looking at something on the shelf and some twit comes and stands right in front of you blocking your view/stopping you from picking up what you want.
now here's one for all the men,WHY is it if you go out shopping with the mrs and she wants to get an item of clothing you go into 20 odd shops and then she goes back to the first one you went into and buys the item of clothing she looked at first of all
People not hanging up the car keys, then stressing when they can’t find them Not being able to find the phone, when there are 2 of them Not being able to find the TV remote Disappearing socks Not being able to find any of the 10 pens I started off with People interrupting a sentence, finishing off sentences, talking over me after I've patiently waited for other people to stop talking People butting in when someone is trying to tell me something People being untidy and creating work for themselves People taking short sighted views Negative attitude People who only believe what they want to believe and won’t listen to reason People who are ignorant People not putting things back where they belong Courier services that make no effort to find you Commentators who repeatedly use the indefinite article immediately following the definite article. Eg he won the a …….I have to mute them. What’s worse, it’s catching on like a bloody virus Deal or no ****ing deal Finding empty toilet rolls that haven’t been put in the bin, which is less than a metre away. Taking a packet of wotsits out from the cupboard/fridge only to find that someone has had the last one and were too lazy to put the packet in the rubbish. Having to pick up cigarette ends outside the front door A new one. I'm stuck in a settee with my leg up in plaster; wife and daughter gone out and left the phone somewhere. It rings and by the time I've managed to get to it the ****ing thing stops.
