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Has Venom Been To New York Recently?

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It took investigators a month to identify the first group of remains using DNA and dental records as prostitutes who had arranged to meet clients through Craigslist and other websites, police have said.

    I'll check out Craigslist now.
     
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    Is he dead?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think I found his ad.

    I'm a muscle hunk with a body of iron. I live in the gym, where I pump iron and sculpt and chisel my body of steel into perfection. I thought that having a great body and a six-pack would keep the hot babes coming, but that isn't always the case. These days, women are smarter, more educated, and looking for more substance. Unfortunately, I'm a totally shallow guy with one thing on his mind. I admit I can't spell "cat," but what difference does that make? I've been in a few relationships from time to time, but all I have to do is cheat just one or two times, and they throw me out! I mean, Jeez!, No one's perfect.

    I'm looking for a totally hot knockout muscle babe. You can be smart, but maybe it would be better if you're dumb. Then you couldn't judge me as much. I don't care about reading Shakespeare, Dickens, Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Emerson, or Proust; I don't care about Objectivist epistemology, empiricism, existentialism, quantum theories of gravitation string theory, or the meaning of life. I just want to have a buff muscle babe rub oil all over my body. Is that too much to ask for? Please send a picture.



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    PostingID: 2301821773

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/2301821773.html
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or is this him?

    Hello, Are you a SBF-BBW or fuller figured girl who carries most of weight on your bottom, like the pics below? Then I hope you'll repond, because I'm seeking a real female with a very big and round ass. If you are a bottom heavy woman with a rear end that makes heads turn and stops traffic, I hope you will answer this ad. Yes, I have an obsession for big butt, but I am also a very Nice guy guy who is educated and easy going, with a good sense of humor, and seek a partner who luvs her Ass Massaged and Caressed with baby oil or massaged oil.
    I am29 Decent looking, single,Blk man, standing 6ft. and I weigh 153pds very physically fit lbs.nice big soft hands for massaging, I have light brown eyes and nice lips and cool down to earth brotha.
    If you are that girl, I'd very much like to talk to you!

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    PostingID: 2293066465

    http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/m4w/2293066465.html
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm the 21st Century Ted Bundy <whistle>

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    When you put it that way I suppose you're right <ok>

    I'm not apologising to Dougie though!!
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    Any serial killer worth his salt has a catchy nickname.
     
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