Went on a karaoke on Friday night and sang two songs, Enter Sandman and Penny Arcade. Everyone was just talking to each other while I was belting out my chanter. I could hear myself in my toned deaf glory, loud and proud. I was fucking terrible Is there any way of teaching yourself how to not sound like a ***** when singing or is that me got it for life?
Last time I done karaoke was my football team day out last year Pub was a ****ehole somewhere around Cowcaddens and you had to read the words off a laptop screen. I think I was quality, but can't really remember.
They were reductions, since her saggy udders kept tripping her up. That's her excuse for the smackhead style black eyes
Last time I done kareoke was when my mate was going off to Australia. Done a bit of Elvis and then requested a bit of Charlie Drake "My boomerang won't come back" but had tos ettle with land don under. Watched it the next day on my mates phone and it was horrendous. Wanted to sing Penny Arcade but the fella told us we had to wait until the end of the night incase any of the other punters stormed off in a huff or wanted a punch up. When it did come on we had half of the bar singing, half of the bar growling.
