Breaking news at leedsunited.com!

Just had a look at the website. Cant believe the amazing stories on there!

1. NW is happy West Ham went up
2. We have to travel 1000 miles less to away games next year due to promotions/relegations
3. LUFC are offering rip off coaching courses
4. Great opportunities for advertising your brand at ER
5. Fathers day offers
6. Go wild at flamingo land
7. Car hire

I can barely contain myself!!!

 

Lube and Kleenex at the ready for the next riveting installment.

 

After the Pearce signing I was checking all the news sources regularly, no idea why I allowed my hopes to shoot through the roof. At the moment you have to feel sorry for the young lad we have signed Pearce, unless things change drastically we are about to ruin 4 years of his footballing career.

 

Thought you were a student! Shouldn't it be cooking oil & a lavvy roll?

 

I don't know how desperate you think things get for students!

 

Desperate is the sweaty sock!

 

...no words.

 

I have no idea why you did either but you were not the only one

 

cheer up you miserable ****er

 

Or the sick-bucket. All students have a sick-bucket.

 

In my day, the sick bucket was the bin or sink, whatever was closest. Invariably, the carpet got it though!

 

Someone else's welly was a great sick bucket

 

And someone else's beer can was a great ashtray (cause of many of my sick bucket searches).

 

Absolutely!

 

Oh don't worry, some things never change!

 

Cherry Trifle

Wasnt that bloke in your Avatar married to a certain Mrs Bucket

 

Pronounced bouquet

 

We'd got that. Smelly twat

 

I'm the only student in history to have never sicked on a carpet while at University. To say I've been at Huddersfield longer than a lot of the buildings have, I'd say that's quite impressive.

 

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