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Discussion in 'Gillingham' started by BSG, May 21, 2012.

  1. BSG

    BSG Well-Known Member

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    Well it seems the BS express has started early this preseason with Kent Sport claiming the Mamaby Sidibe could be returning to Priestfield...
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    Despite no manager

    Prehaps we could sticky this thread and keep it for all the nonsensical rumour we are bound to here over the summer?
     
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  2. gillslad69

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    Steve Claridge is set to join Gillingham on a five year deal. His return to the club was written in the stars.
     
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  3. brb

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    I'm still waiting for my Steve Bruce shout to come in. That will have you all reeling! It's going to happen, you heard it here first on the silly season thread.
     
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  4. JAMES THE GILLS MAN

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    I HAVE JUST WON THE LOTTERY WITH THE NUMBERS 12 19 7 26 84 789 6781 45 12 1 8 54 76 93 389 65472 12

    Erm Elvis told me this last night as I had a few beers with the Beatles ALL OF THEM!!

    Stop smoking that sXXX
     
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  5. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    There is as much chance of all this happening as Jarvis and Jackson returning, why do some people post this **** on websites, it is annoying as when there is normal rumours you never know if it is true or not, just best not to look at rumours.
     
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  6. BSG

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    Don't be such a killjoy some of these rumours are quite funny. I was surprised that the Sidibe story came from a newspaper though...
     
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  7. HOADIE_BOI

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    I thought that was a joke.
     
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  8. BSG

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    Not as far as I am aware, it was tweeted by Kent Sport last night...

    I didn't believe it myself... hence the reference to the BS express
     
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  9. Gills4Ever

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    What a load of drivelshi+. nex thing we' have a yello home kit?!?! Sum peopl make me larf out loud. Singin ijn da rain, man.
     
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  10. alwaysright

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    Being unfaithful

    Does anyone think it's worth it ? Should we advise younger posters ( you know, people as young as Hoadie ) ( I'm not actually saying Hoadie per se but those in his age group ) that it might mess up your life if you 'stray'




    Hoadie - apologies if you derive any offence - I'm killing time until 15th June

    Seriously - I would never dream to insult a fellow Gillingham supporter ( and mean it ) - but as a Gillingham fan I assume you have a sense of humour
     
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  11. BSG

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    His age group? What age do you think he is... he seem fairly young but did use the word "partner" which is how middle aged peeps speak
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Always - I will do P-A-Y-P aslong as I get a performance bouns, say another payout if I can get 10 gags in the season





    Sorry BSG I'm looking for at least 20 chortles from my main comedian
     
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  13. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Doesn't he 'admit' to being a teenager - perhaps he could do a ' spot ' in my 'just for laughs' match
     
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  14. HOADIE_BOI

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    I used the word Partner because it is more serious, when you have been with someone over a vast period of time I consider someone as a partner, before just a girlfriend and to answer the age question I am 16, start college in September, just finishing year 11 at school, I am currently on study leave so that is why I am on here more.
     
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  15. alwaysright

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    Hoadie - do you think that Frank Nouble would consider coming to Gillingham if his partner lived in the town - consider your answer carefully - remember you are in the silly season thread - not a sensible one.
     
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  16. BSG

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    Sorry BSG I'm looking for at least 20 chortles from my main comedian

    I'll meet you half way and say 15 sniggers for the payout

    brb is going to haven kitten when he sees the nonsense we have been spouting tonight
     
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  17. HOADIE_BOI

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    Don't know what answer you want.
     
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  18. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    WHAT - Do you mean that you've been making fun all night ? ( and it doesn't matter if you make me laugh 4 or 5 times - I'll probably re instate some old gags into my routine ) - Although I did that last year and only got 13 more points out of 30 on the clapometer - when I needed 2 more to earn an encore
     
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  19. BSG

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    what?
     
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  20. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    BSG - I've stopped laughing ! - although I did have a little titter when I re-read an earlier post on here - where Hoadie accused you of being a killjoy ! - let that be a lesson to you - you miserable bastard - now make me laugh damn you !
     
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