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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, May 4, 2010.

  1. Tina_old

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    Jesus Christ.

    Imagine you were the donor's mother, and got sent a pic of how the transplant turned out. Opening the envelope with great anticipation..will it look like my boy?

    ****ing aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Dead.
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    He looks like a dugs nutsack!!!
     
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  3. Maltese Mick

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    could they not have transplanted the face of a tan guy instead of some ****er who looks like he from finland
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I reckon he looks a bit like Gordon Brown <yikes>
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

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    they could at least have found someone the same colour as him. <doh>
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    he does appear to be constantly doing that thing GB does when he speaks.

    anyone seen our intrepid leader recently? is this some sort of plot by the daily mail? ask him to smile, then we'll know if its our gordo or not <ok>
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You mean when he finishes a sentence and his jowels drop?
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    yeah. it's as if he's constantly shocked by everything he says <ok>
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I was watching the last debate with the missus and it was the first time she'd ever noticed that.

    I asked her who she's voting for and she didn't even know there was an election <doh>

    Me - "Why do you think they were debating on tv and all the signs are up on lampposts?"

    Her - "You know what politicians are like, always wanting attention"

    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    i like that, not disenchanted with politics at all <laugh>
     
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  11. ma mates maw registered him to vote and he voted BNP jst to annoy her <laugh> she says she was dissapointed in him especially cos 1 of his mates is black <laugh>
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    look at it this way if the BNP got in your mate would always be able to have a cheap holiday in trinidad <ok>
     
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  13. the BNP are idiots eh? a think tey plan to build a wall between Ireland & NI and force everyone in NI to swear allegiance to the queen <laugh>
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    <laugh> that would be fun

    part of me likes crazy governments as long as their far far away. far enough for us not to decide to invade them. burma is a good example <ok>

    "lets build a new capital city in the middle of the jungle"

    "but how will we do this general?"

    "duh! slave labour dumbass!"
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Rafael yer face transplant`s Scheidt
     
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