Jubilee

Anyone celebrating it? What's it mean? Why celebrate it?

 

Jubblies? I used to love them when I was a kid!

 

I am. Going to a street party. Can't wait.

God bless her!!

 

I celebrate every day - they are way nicer than Mr Freezes.

Ah bugger - you didn't say Jubbly did you?

 

See you down The Brig for cakes and Pimms.

 

Spelling fail.

Anyway, is it her birthday? Why does she have two?

 

Because she's special.

 

Because she can

 

So Med dog can have two ****s per year.

 

So that they can justify her massive income through the civil list by saying she has to buy a lot of cakes and balloons twice a year.

 

So loads of people are living in poverty and she spends millions on a couple of partys?

 

Hopefully, yes

 

Aye, it's as much a waste of money as sending Irish kids to school.

 

Seeing as Irish kids perform better than anyone else in the British isles at school I'm struggling to work out your point

 

That's because you're a thick, Mick

 

Then they go on to achieve nothing, hence my point.

It's like you turn 16 and become ******s.

 

******

 

My Ma dropped a few things into me earlier from Marksys at the Abbey Centre.

A lonely bastard chicken dinner plastered with the Union Jack was among it.

I'll eat it no bother.

 

Has their chief exec been reading the Broomloan song book again?