Went for my customery morning dump this morning, sat down and crimped off around 8lb's worth of the brown stuff, turned round to grab the bogroll, only to discover, THERE WAS ONLY ONE SHEET LEFT!! Had to let the anus crust over then carefully used the one sheet to tidy up the mess. Good morning not 606!!
These tags are getting out of hand guys. Deeply offensive <howmanymoredoihavetodotogetmastertaggermuir>
Why am I such a rapist all the time I am in the tag cloud as a rapist and yesterday I saw one "edge will rape you" The ones for aswordmadeofhash's tags are brilliant. 'afistcoveredinshite' 'anarsedrizzledincum' 'afacecoveredinplukes'
I can see the but there's a ****in huge gap after that. I assumed there was a pic there. Away and drink yer wet farts
We laugh at the French for their primitive hole-in-the-ground public toilets. However, they're light years ahead of us in terms of anal hygiene. If you had some **** on your arm, would you give it a quick wipe with a tissue? Of course not. You'd give it a good scrub with soap and hot water. The bidet is the way forward.
even the thais are ahead of us. they have a wee hose gun next to the bog and you just spray your ring with it. actually feels pretty good, tickles your anus. i think they have these guns to try limit the amount of bog roll that goes down the pan.
