You say that but both Wolfsburg and Stuttgart have won the Bundesliga in the last 6 years as well, I've been to a few Bundesliga games this year, it's a different mind set, you never see the ball punted up from goal kicks, always passed to feet and the game is about possession, much better standard, bit slower though and not as exciting as premier league
English Honours: World Cup Winners 1966 Deutsch Honours: World Cup Winners 1954, 1974, 1990 European Championship Winners 1972, 1980, 1996
sau·er·kraut/ˈsou(ərˌkrout/ Noun: 1. Chopped cabbage that has been pickled in brine. 2. Herman, displeased by Bayerns failure to beat the sixth best team in England.
Yes, and thank you. As a fan of Monty Python, Mr Bean and Blackadder, it is disappointing to see that your humour has become as bland as your food and your women.
Don't like women with shaved armpits or meals that don't contain a disgusting amount of pork or cheese?
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Yes please. Will leave you to eat your cheese and sausage out of Susan Boyles shaven, sweaty armpit. She's scottish by the way, not English. Poor effort.
Funnily enough the picture of Kelly Brook only makes your women less desirable, as it shows that those few who are naturally beautiful still feel they need to cover their faces with entire tubs of makeup. Susan Boyle is British. The Scottish and English are genetically the same. And wow, a roast chicken. Sticking a bird in an oven really is the height of culinary achievement.
Nice piece of logic. United and City went out of the Europa league in the early stages. Does that mean the premiership is poor?
I'm not arguing about women with a man who doesn't believe in make up, razors or tweezers. It's a step above pickling cabbage though isn't it Kasier. When you wake up in the morning, the European club Champions will still be English and Bayern will still have had a trophy-less season. Good night, god bless.
John Motson had it about right mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY PS the only bad thing about tonight was newcastle didn't finish 4th - now that would have pissed them off
Women across the world use make-up, they just don't make themselves look like they're about to hunt down Batman. As for razors, I am clean-shaven (likewise my father... and mother...). Pickled cabbage? Please stick your head outside of your self-centred bubble for a moment and learn something about German food. Thank you. The European Champions will indeed be English, and Bayern will indeed be trophiless. What of it, Inselaffe? Good night, Gott ist tot
That's great determination checking to see whether your mother was clean shaven, disturbing though. I mentioned the pork and cheese earlier. Don't pretend Germans eat anything other than those three things. I like that, Inselaffe. Island monkeys... You couldn't conquer an island full of monkeys.
I did check, yes, as her face looked somewhat sooty. I was unsure whether it was one-day stubble or a if she hadn't washed. It transpired that she just hadn't bathed. Don't pretend Brits eat anything other than takeaway curries, microwave meals and (if they bother with anything green) vegetables boiled into flavourless mush. "You couldn't conquer an island full of monkeys" -
