Heard a very good story earlier about a Celtic player/coach that is soon to be in quite a bit of trouble with the law and it's NOT a driving offence. Can you guess who and what the crime is?
i know for a fact that it is gary hooper and that he is on a sexual assault charge having bummed the entire spl this season
My mate from Peterhead has a story about a guy he went to school with. Apparently he sucked his dad's boaby through a glory hole. Sounds like an urban legend to me. There was a lassie in my year at school who got roasted by a father/son team though.
Ki - caught eating dehydrated noodle based snack pot? Not Poodles........ please log in to view this image
There was a boy that I knew at school, apparently all his mates stopped going up to his house as his dad would come out of the shower and get dried in the room with him and all his mates Swinging boabies all over the place. Poor **** was probably getting buggered off his dad for years
Aye, it was me. You got me. It's the same bird we tipped over in the portaloo at the Invergordon games. Poor cow came out looking like a ****ty Max Rebo.
That's wrong. There was an auld **** when I was wee got done for standing in the front window of his bungalow, bollock naked. We used to call the boy "Sexy Herman"....**** knows if his name was actually Herman.
Nah, it's the same mate who told me about the "Cruden Bay Dog Rapist" he lived next door to for years. The guy got caught with his cock through a fence with a dog licking it. There had been stories for years about this guy having a predilection for dugs. He worked in McDonald's in Peterhead, don't know why that's relevant it just adds to the ****s overall grossness. I'm sure it was on the BBC website when he got caught.
Story at my school was that there was this burd in my year got caught shagging a bloke in the bushes. A dog walker was going past and his dug went into the bushes. He heard screams and follwed to find his dug trying to mount this burd as she struggled to get her clothes on. The less believable bit of the story involved the dog actual getting apricot deep in kipper before getting dragged away. On the same vein....guy at my school ****ed a mates' dog off. This actually happened cos he went from being a popular kid who sold good gear to an outcast overnight after admitting it. He now works at a Pizza Hut in EK.
