Some quotes from Joey Barton from a charity talk-in he did at Hilton

I know someone who went to the charity sportsmans dinner at the Hilton that they had it advertised on NUFC.com for a while, here's a few quotes from him (not word-for-word but pretty much)

On his contract -
I can honestly tell you I want to stop here, I know you hear this all the
time, but I generally so, whether you believe me or not.... The idiots who
run the club keep moving the goalposts, they have offered me to take a pay
cut - I'm nobodies mug and the idiots who run the show haven't got a clue..
If I don't get what I want I will still stop here and let my contract run
down, love it here, and Alan Pardew is working his b*ll*cks off to get me
the deal I want.

On Pardew -
He is a cracking bloke and a great manager and coach, I hope the fans can
give him time and see what he can do, people think he's Ashley puppet, I
can tell you he most defiantly isn't anyone puppet and he isn't scared to
stand up to anyone at the club, I love working with him.

What's your biggest highlight of your career so far -
Winning the championship last year, I know I didn't play many games and I
hate it when players play 12 games or so and pick up a medal, it p!sses me
right off, but yes, I enjoyed, it was great.

On that 5-1 against mackems -
Unbelievable, an amazing day that will stop with me for the rest of my
life.

On Nile Ranger -
I can tell you he is the thickest man I have ever met in my life, he hasn't
got a single brain cell, dopey as hell.

On Enrique, will he stop -
I'm stopping, that's all that matters to me, if he wants to go, go.. I'm
not bothered.. He is the most vainest man I have ever met, honestly he is
terrible, he cannot walk past a mirror with out checking himself out, I
don't know why, he's an ugly Spanish c*nt anyway.

On Andy Carroll -
£35 million, I would of sold him as well, no doubt about it.

 

This is well funny...not

 

this done the rounds last week.

 

What he said.

 

It's just banter, he doesn't really mean it literally