End of season awards >>>>>

Right, guys, my turn. Firstly, I would like to thank each and every one of you for your contributions. I have been thoroughly entertained throughout the season and really enjoyed coming on here to exchange banter and opinions with you all. Sad tw*t that I am, it has become my first port of call when I come on line.

I'm not going to cop out but I feel that this is one of the hardest posts I've had to write purely because nearly everyone has consistently posted stuff that has merit. Bit like the Swan's awards, if you voted for Vorm, you were gutted that an equally good case could be made for Leon, Joe, Ash and others. How can you choose? Anyway, I'm throwing some names out but I intend no disrespect to those I have omitted because I can honestly say that I have enjoyed you all in equal measure. (DON'T take that the wrong way, or I'll sue. )

MVP: From Dragon; Scott: KJ; Norway; Swimaway and..... oh, ****e, Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

BEST THREAD: Genuinely, so many I can't choose but huge commendation to Aswan for his "Celebration" thread and, of course, Scott's match threads were always first class.

FUNNIEST: Mr Gullible.

STATTO: Many excellent contributions, too many to name but I will mention Yankee who maintains his support from afar.

CLUB MAN: ALL the guys abroad including Breezy, Aswan and Yankee again.

BEST POST: Impossible question - so much good stuff on here, which is why I belong.

HEAD LICE: Has to be John Hughes.

VICTOR MELDREW: Dai, I know you would be disappointed if I didn't nominate you.

BEST AWAY FANS: Norwich, Liverpool, Spurs fans all seemed tidy enough.

WORST AWAY FANS: Sunderland and QPR (a couple of tidy Hoops, though).

That's it and thanks to EVERYONE for adding to my enjoyment of our Swans' greatest season. Long may it continue. Take a you guys.

 

I don't really live in a dhow on the Nile, Ivor. I live in Carmarthenshire!

 

Carmarthenshire is like being abroad isn't it, Aswan?

 

So it's a coracle on The Cothi,then,eh,aswan?

I must say,I was convinced you lived in a Dhow on the Nile.

 

You're not serious are you?

 

It was the romantic in me that wanted it to be true.

 

Yes and I spend all my spare weekends digging in the Valley of Kings. Unless I'm not solving murders on Nile cruise boats that is.

 

"digging in the Valley of Kings"... "solving murders".

Such Herculian feats would surely not be beyond you?

 

Swim, how you going to decide the winners mate ? Perhaps you could liase with our mods and the three of you sort it out !

I can't wait to find out who wins the Victor Meldrew award.

 

Come on, Dill, we all know who's the runaway winner of that one.

 

It ain't over til the fat lady sings Ivor !

 

Much to deliberate about on this one lads, will check back later

 

I DONT BELIEVE IT!!!!!! It's me ...i won for the third season running....


I'm so proud and i would like to thank >>>My mother, my father, for having that romantic moment and allowing me to emerge 9 months later..... and i would like to thank Huw otherwise known as Jinks for all the ammunition he supplied me with until he saw the light, I would like to thank my wife and kids for putting up with me laughing at some of the comments on here, and finally i want to thank my fellow jacks who i will argue with all day long if i think i am right..(i usually am ) ..I will look forward to try and win it again next season.....

 

"Won" is a relative term, Dai...!

 

Now now Dai nothings been announced yet, you may not win whatever you think you've won.

Ps, are you sure it's only 3 years running ?

 

dill I'm streets ahead nobody can catch me now I have written my speech for the next 3 seasons already as i always win the victor meldrew category hands down.....

 

I thought it was club man Dai !!

My vote for Victor Meldrew goes to PremierPete sorry mate for his moan about the Liverpool game thread.

 

Dai if you win it this year you get to keep it, 3 years will be an incredible acheivement i can not see that being beaten Good luck

 

thanks mabon..

 

I've only just spotted this thread swim,(Been laid up in bed, with virus) anyway good that you've not concluded yet, late votes still coming in aye! Anyway here's the dragons view.............


MVP: Ivor, Norway, Knackered, Vetch, aswan, Dilli, neverofside, Jackash......

BEST THREAD: Aswan for his "Celebration" thread, Norway for his 'Cardiff city comedy classics continued' & 'Fire drill at Cardiff stadium tonight!!' and Scott's match threads.

FUNNIEST: Mr Gullible.

STATTO: Yankee, Apple, Aswan, Swimaway, Musty, Norway, Neveroffside, Jackash, bigkidderz, Jackdan.

CLUB MAN: ALL the guys abroad including Breezy, Aswan, Pete from Crete, New jersey, Yankee, Honkeyjack, glamexile.

BEST POST: "We are Premier League and it is killing them" by Dilli

HEAD LICE: Has to be John Hughes, and his Blue & Red Bottlecrew brigade!

VICTOR MELDREW: Dai by a country mile, when it gets hot in the kitchen!

BEST AWAY FANS: Norwich, Liverpool, Spurs, Fulham, Arsenal fans all pleasant enough.

WORST AWAY FANS: Sunderland and QPR.

BEST COMEDY ACT: 'The Blue & Red Bottlers' with 'open top bus' now up for sale! 5 year old, good condition, garaged 5yrs.

Finally just like to mention how well this Swansea board is growing with new posters, long may that continue as we maintain our support for our team Swansea City, it has been a great season, which has thrown up many debates, and I'm sure we all will look forward to the new season, and all that will transpire as time progresses!................