as soon as Brown's name was been whispered TWF was seen coming out of Boots with a fresh tube of Vaseline..
"I'm a fan as much as you are but I know people who hear about breaking news even before it's not announced." Happens to me all of the time, I hear about breaking news only for it not be be announced too!
My local Lidl closed down unfortunately so I won't be expecting to see him pissing up my area with white lightning, good to know thanks