I've been reduced to downloading Aletta Ocean vids and I even joined a porn forum under the guise of Barrie Lochrie and encountered a thread about ****ing techniques.
There was a gaggle of masturbation specialists describing their differing techniques. There was the **** then hold technique etc, TBH I couldn't really be arse reading 300 posts about ****ing, I'm quite good at it anyway. I've not fked her since Friday and I fell out with her last night and now she's not talking to me, this has lead me to that dark place, Internet porn. Seeing Toby's threads on GC with girls ****ting themselves and I'm looking at them and saying , I'd smash that.
Nae luck. Ahm goin over to hers later for the midweek rattlin. Probably why I've been in a good mood all day.
My missus is on nightshifts just now, and then on the blob when she goes back to days Look out for me on the porn forum, my name will be callum mcsporran. Me within 2 weeks
The season's not even over and i'm bored already. We need some sort of new crisis over at Castle Greyskull to cheer us up and give us summat to laugh/talk about.
If it's the one about Minty hiring private dicks to investigate Celtic then naw, I'm no buying it either.
He wanted Fergus' phone tapped so he could nip in and outbid us for players. So that was their scouting system eh?
new video from billy nowell [video=youtube;oqiXRNqPMwk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiXRNqPMwk[/video]
