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Ingurland Desperation

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 16, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Andy Carroll is all set for Euro 2012 call up.

    Fookin hell, it just keeps getting better.
     
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  2. Glesgabhoy67

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    He looks like a ****** :)
     
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  3. OddRiverOakWizards

    OddRiverOakWizards Well-Known Member

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    Crouch should be going instead in my opinion, however I do not think it really matters too much because our chances of winning are so slim. From an outsiders point of view who do you think are the best English strikers?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Might not be a bad move. With the greatest of respect, it's not as if England are going to go there and play silky football so punting it high, Rangers style, to a big galoot might work for them.
     
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  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    That's the height of English football then? Long high ball into the box?
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Play to your strengths. We didn't win two world wars and one world cup by trying to be sophisticated continentals. They don't like it up em, you know.
     
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  7. Hugh Briss

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    Ok, it seems you're ignorant as far as football tactics go so i'll try and give you a simplistic breakdown.

    Sometimes, even a team like Barcelona cannot pass their way through a defence when it's well organised - think of the way Chelsea defeated them in the Champions League - so it's essential to have different options available to you. Andy Carroll offers a threat in the air yes, but he's actually quite technically gifted.

    1) Play like Barcelona

    2) Play like Stoke

    Gratis.:smiley:
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I can spot a ****e footballer though tozspot.
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No, you're mistaking your xenophobia for being a football critic, ****o. <ok>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    At least you have a sense of humour!
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I was born in England ya ****in clown!!
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, you're a Nigel-loving **** right enough.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Prove it <grr>

    ER, I totally agree like I agree with everyone of your opinions.
     
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  15. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    I agree there is no point trying to out play teams like Spain. The best way to combat them is by hoofing the ball up to the big man all game. Id have taken Crouch and Carroll myself, if we need a goal late on in a game imagine having the pair of them occupying both centre halfs, they would cause chaos :biggrin:
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Spot on. Come on England, teach these continental ****ters how to ruffle a few feathers with the old "up and at em">
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    no need for sarcasm you.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    No sarcasm intended, those Fuzzy Wuzzies don't like the taste of cold steel.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Woy to be sacked after Euro 2012 after we lose the 3 opening games 2-0
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    When does the bastarding thing start anyway??
     
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