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"King" Kenny's record-breaking stats

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  1. Chirpy rides again

    Chirpy rides again Active Member

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    Coming soon:

    Kenny Dalglish "Efficient Management of EPL Clubs."

    Luis Suarez "My Contribution to Race Relations."

    Andy Carroll "The Donkey With a Ponys Tail."

    All Available as talking books for Scousers who "didn't like school."
     
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  2. <laugh>


    I love the quotes on the cover of that DVD.


    "He's better than I thought." (Dalglish)

    "Unbelievable!" (Zidane)

    <laugh>
     
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  3. I heard on the radio that "King" Kenny is off to the USA to meet with the poor bastards paying his wages. Apparently, there are rumours on Twitter that he's going to get the sack, and the LFC board has made a statement saying that they won't respond to idle gossip. Interestingly, they don't say that the "King's" job is safe.

    Most of us, here, would probably want Kenny-boy to remain in charge for as long as possible, as we did with their last clown, Benitez. However, are the Yanks really that stupid?

    Time will tell, I suppose.
     
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  4. Kylo_Toure

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    Has 'Arry made a statement on it yet?
     
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  5. Nope.
     
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  6. Kylo_Toure

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    I don't believe a word then
     
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  7. Rubadub

    Rubadub Well-Known Member

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    5790177001_7406446c66.jpg

    This is something you spud fools will never see in real life so I thought id post a picture for you, all the big clubs in Europe have them :laugh:
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    shouldn't you be on the Norwich board and West Brom board?? maybe the Swansea board?? they are your rivals after all........from where we are sat in the league..

    this is what you look like as we look down the table.....







    thats right...**** all..cant see you.
     
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  9. totsfan

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    even Everton are above them
     
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  10. Kylo_Toure

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    :laugh: brilliant
     
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  11. Just browsing the Mouser board to try to gauge the feelings of the average Mouser to the possibility that the Yanks might force Kenny to "walk alone," just as they did Roy "the gent" Hodgson, and I came across this, which made me chuckle:-






    "...for someone who has done so much for us..."


    <laugh>



    Pure comedy gold.

    Again.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    he won them the Carling cup............just like Ramos did for us..however we never mention Ramos and look at that period in our history with a shudder..they cant get over Kenny <laugh>
     
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  13. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that meeting in Boston, when the "King" gets de-throwned.

    What's the betting that he loses it Joey Barton-style, and knuts the Chairman?
     
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  14. totsfan

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    and the team go around with Queen Kenny t-shirts on
     
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  15. Kylo_Toure

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    :laugh: the delusional fools make out like he's Terry Venables
     
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  16. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Five clubs might want theirs back you mean?
     
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  17. notsosmartspur

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    ...and so do Porto and Steau Bucharest. :emoticon-0173-middl

    Got anything other than history to waffle on about?
     
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  18. Kylo_Toure

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    Unless he's a psychic I doubt it
     
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  19. This is an article lifted from The Mirror's website:-



    The blaze of rumour over Kenny Dalglish&#8217;s future has already been replaced by a furious inferno from his fans.

    The Liverpool chief&#8217;s future was very much the No.1 topic on the agenda as a wide-ranging Anfield review was launched by the owners.

    And amid fevered speculation that Dalglish was about to be sacked, chairman Tom Werner and principle owner John W Henry&#8217;s vocal refusal to back their boss has left a vast vacuum filled by conjecture and criticism.

    The short-term pain of that, they reckoned, was a small price to pay to ensure greater long-term damage wasn&#8217;t inflicted by hasty public pronouncements.

    But Twitter was soon ablaze with horror that a Reds legend could be left to hang in such a manner.

    That anger is not likely to have much impact on Werner and Henry, though.

    They may well be the exact opposite of the previous owners, the reviled Tom Hicks and George Gillett, in that they are intelligent and reserved, unlike their predecessors.

    Yet they are still businessmen, who act decisively, when they feel they must.

    Sources close to Dalglish were informed on his return from Boston that
    discussions hadn&#8217;t gone well.

    The Americans, it was suggested, had explored the possibility of a different role with the Scot, that relieved him of his managerial duties.

    That was turned down flat.

    Despite rumours to the contrary, Dalglish didn&#8217;t quit either.

    The meeting broke with the manager making it clear that he wanted to remain in the job, but required unequivocal support to do so.

    He was told the review would continue and a decision would be reached about the future as soon as possible.

    That decision, though, may not arrive until Friday.

    And in the meantime, an incredulous* Liverpool support will grow ever more restless.

    But Tuesday&#8217;s silence was ominous. As was the idea that the owners wanted to explore a different role with Dalglish.

    It would suggest they are playing for time, while they work out how best to replace
    Dalglish with someone who can take the club forward. But such an outcome is not as easy as it sounds.

    By addressing the situation in the lions&#8217; den, the manager has put his employers on the back foot, and they will not find it easy to dismiss him now, without creating resentment amongst the support that could undermine any successor.

    If King Kenny survives, it will be because the owners decide that politically it is the correct thing to do under the current circumstances.

    If not, it is because the owners feel decisive action is now their only option, given the continued absence of Champions League football.

    A worrying precedent has already been set across the pond.

    Last season, after two years of failure to reach the baseball play-offs, Werner and Henry removed Terry Francona,* the most celebrated manager in Boston Red Sox history and the man who finally brought the title back to Fenway Park after an 86-year wait.

    At the start of the Premier League season, Henry made it clear a top-four finish was the &#8216;minimum aim&#8217; at Anfield.

    He invested more than £100million in the pursuit of that aim, and expected an immediate return.

    Long term, the owners want an energetic manager with fresh ideas to create value within a young, ambitious playing squad, by developing and enhancing unseen qualities.

    Jurgen Klopp, the Borussia Dortmund boss, fits the bill, but the Reds would seem a hard sell to a man who has already turned down Chelsea.

    And the fact that Liverpool in its current form isn&#8217;t an attractive prospect for potential managers could be the reason the owners make such a tough call this week.





    The comments from some of the fans beggar belief:-



    "dont you der get rid of our manger kingkenny get the man time to sort things out john w henry if you sack kingkenny thats a bad move keep kingkenny let him do his job give him time he will always do well in his job just dont sack him the mans a legend to all liverpool fc fans all over the world please give kingkenny the chance to do his job john w henry yours ziggy nesta marley in leicestershire thats in the country side john mate youll never walk aloan mr john w henry sir." (posted by Nesta Marley)
    <doh>



    "I don't think John Henry and Tom Werner realize how much damage they are doing to the Liverpool brand by their lack of leadership where Liverpool FC is concerned. As it stands at the moment, Liverpool are once again a laughing stock throughout the world.

    If the decision is taken to sack Kenny, there I think they are going to learn a massive lesson. Yes I know they have the right to do it, but what they are doing at the moment causes more problems than if he had be told outright yesterday.

    Kenny of course has every right to feel that he is still the right man for the job. That man is Liverpool Football Club and will if given time get it right. Why should he accept a position 'upstairs' when he can help the players achieve what the owners want on the pitch. This season was and I will use that word again a season of transition and because the owners still it appears do not understand the game of football, their patience and understanding is not as good as it should be." (posted by Faith Fulcher)

    <doh>
    What dear old Faith doesn't seem to understand is that it is the old fool, King Kenny himself, that has made Liverpool the laughing stock of the world. It's King Kenny's lack of leadership that has dragged LFC into the gutter; his lack of judgement that has damaged the 'Pool brand. If the Yanks have the balls, Kenny-boy's sacking will be announced tomorrow.
     
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  20. totsfan

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    please don't sack queen Kenny,we'll have no one to laugh at next season
     
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