***** ***** *****

some little tart (stunning btw) was rubbing my dick in a club on friday night, she was ****ing legless (could hardly walk lolzy) and she got slipped the tongue. My mate went with the other one, also stunning. I knew it would be a good night to hit the student bars because they're on holiday now. Anyway got their numbers etc. Could'nt take them up the road cos their boyfriends turned up ha ha, I thought they two gimps were going to start crying Anyway, my mate texts me the next morning - "those birds are 17 and they are still at school ha ha ha ha"

bloody lads eh?

 

Lies, it never happened.

 

The fantasy of a middle-aged letch.

 

middle aged?

I'm 25

 

Correct, you will be dead at 50.

 

I like the tags

PS 17 is legal

idiots

 

probably right

 

What he means is he got a hand job off some 58 year old gaylord on some seedy backstreet in Kirkintilloch.

****in' big nonce. People like you should be shot. Britain should be a no go ares for minced up jessies like yourself.

 

so what is it? nonce or gaylord? make your mind up chubby

 

Get 'em pumped.

 

cant rocket, they've got their highers to study for

 

You mean their 11+ exams ya ****in' ***** scumbag ****er.

 

Any pics of said young ladies?

Oh, and you can PM me now, I've been emptied.

 

nah no pics, well they've got pics but I'm not chasin them up for them

 

I can see a grooming group being formed.

Rocket, a boy in my work is buying a C-Max from someone round in ****tleston, is it you?

 

were you touched as a boy ER?

 

You just PM's me the pics you ****ing lying ****.

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