You haven't upset them for a few months so my suggestion is: Sack Pardew appoint Steve Bruce be interesting song for us 'You fat geordie bastard please stop at that club'.
You never get bored? Bet you have a parrot named Bruce, and all he say's is "i'm a fat geordie bastard"
I know maybe I need counselling for a phobia of fat geordie bastards. Steve bruce, Tim Healy, Denise Welsh, I even hate Greggs the bakers ffsake. You are right I need help.