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Your England 11...

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    So the domestic season is all but over... we turn to the European Championship now!

    Quite simple - pick your first 11 and don't be swayed by who you might think will start!

    GK: Joe Hart
    RB: Micah Richards
    CB: Rio Ferdinand
    CB: Joleon Lescott
    LB: Ashley Cole

    LM: Ashley Young
    CM: Gareth Barry
    CM: Scott Parker
    RM: Adam Johnson
    AM: Wayne Rooney

    CF: Andy Carroll

    With Rooney missing for the first two games I would have Steven Gerrard or Frank Lampard playing in behind Carroll.
    Parker & Barry would be playing a holding role to make sure we don't concede stupid goals, Young & Johnson providing width and ammunition for Carroll.

    Not bothering to name the subs... too many choices!
     
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  2. goldie

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    Christ all ****ing mighty! I don't think I caould get past 2 players. I mean seriosly? look at the players to choose from, they are ****. We have mo chance this summer and suspect we will fail to get past the group stage.
     
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    Don't get me worng your selection is ok but England are basically ****e.
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I would suggest Prozac <ok>
     
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    GK: Joe Hart
    RB: Micah Richards
    CB: John Terry
    CB: Smalling
    LB: Baines

    LM: Ashley Young
    CM: Gareth Barry
    CM: Lampard
    RM: Adam Johnson

    CF: Wayne Rooney
    CF: Andy Carroll
     
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    Not one of those players would get into Spains or Germanys team in my opinion.
     
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    Must admit... It's Toon all the way and I'm not too fussed about England
     
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    Your enthusiasm fills me with confidence.
     
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    No doubt all the morons will be out with the England flags on their cars.

    Classy
     
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    Hennessey
    Gunter Williams Collins Taylor
    Allen
    Ramsey King
    Bellamy Morison Bale
     
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  11. Hugh Briss

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    You're absolutely right. You would have to be Spanish or German respectively to get into their national teams.
     
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  12. Hugh Briss

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    Baines over Cole? <yikes>
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Given
    O'Shea Dunne St Ledger Ward
    Duff Whelan Andrews McClean
    Keane Doyle
     
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    Never mind that, Smalling!?!? He's awful.

    Jagielka and Lescott surely must be CBs.
     
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    I thought Terry wasn't going or was that just more press bull****?
     
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    GK: Joe Hart
    RB: Kyle Walker
    CB: Phil Jagielka
    CB: John Terry
    LB: Ashley Cole

    LM: Ashley Young
    CAM: Steven Gerrard
    CDM: Scott Parker
    RM: Adam Johnson

    SS: Wayne Rooney
    CF: Andy Carroll

    I think Ferdinand and Lescott are awful and would play Carrick and Parker in the CM and play Gerrard with Carroll. I'd take Defoe as he's about our closest thing to a natural goalscorer. Would definately take Oxlade-Chamberlain and Lennon too, we need game changers, nothing changes a game late on than lightening pace.
     
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    England
     
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  18. Cheik the room

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    Can;t believe everyone is picking an Adam Johnson who has 10 starts in the premier league all season.
     
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    GK: Joe Hart

    RB: Richards
    CB: Jagielka
    CB: Lescott
    LB: Cole

    RM: Johnson
    CM: Barry
    CM: Parker
    LM: Young

    CAM: Rooney
    CF: Crouch
     
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  20. MrToontastic

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    To be fair he should have easily got more and would be well worth his place on the teamsheet
     
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