1) The Southampton substitute who had to be subbed after 10 minutes cos he was so ****...turns out he only pretended to be a footballer? 2) Joey Barton yesterday...sent off in a relegation and title decider as a captain for an off the ball elbow, then kicking a player, then trying to headbutt another, then trying to fight another, then taking to twitter to claim he didn't lose it he just thought he'd take out one of the opposition and that alan shearer is a bald git with **** shirts? 3) Martin 'can't catch, can't kick, can't punch, can't play in goal but at least I've wiped my debts clean' Fuller for WBA yesterday? 4) The Man Utd keeper after schmichael...tisabli? 5) any other
True! Perhaps we should only have championship players in the England team. We might frighten a few teams then.
Why not Ricky Lambert? He's led two leagues in a row in scoring. Why couldn't he knock a few in at the Euros? Surely he's a better bet than Rooney, Lampard, or Carroll.
Number 1 was Ali Dia, for those that don't remember him. A genius move by Graeme Souness. Number 4 was Massimo Taibi. He was nicknamed The Blind Venetian.
If the ****er can't be bothered to catch and kick I can't be bothered to spell his name properly.... By the way anyone ever mentioned you're a smart arse
To be fair to Joey, his performance before the red card was good and Shearer does have **** shirts, it's about time someone spoke out about it
William Prunier at Man Utd in 1995-6 was pretty bad. Not that we were complaining when he helped us to a 4-1 win over them...
That Gilberto that played for us was truly awful. I really had to wonder if some Ali Dia **** was going on with him. Was he REALLY a professional footballer? Has this guy REALLY played for Brazil? Did he win a tombola or something?
Bebe. I remember him playing against Wolves I think, and he made Walcott's ability to cross a ball look world class with his attempts that day.
Defoe vs Hull. The media went berserk over Myhill when in reality Defoe shot straight at him all game
