Neil 'Lenny' Lennon

My resignation letter will be as follows

"Dear Mr Boss

I hereby tender my notice due to everyone here being boring dull ****s.

ML"

Guy that used to work here said sometimes the boss will refuse your notice if they need you. He said he was going to walk in with a big fish and slap the boss round the face with it Would get him out of working his notice period

I'm actually getting excited about the prospect of handing my notice in, then giving even less of a **** in my last month If only stow would hurry up and get back to me

 

Aye nev, the **** went and told the boss that I used unacceptable language towards him He's an arse kissing bastard

The boss told me that I would have an official warning if I said that to him again

 

i know what you mean, my notice period is 3 months

if i look like i might get something i'll tell them its 2 months and possible negotiable, if not, i'm just not coming into work

think i might find the old ptsd coming on.

 

Whether you hand in you resignation or getting pumped it's pretty much on the spot you're out the door

 

why you goin to stow? a shud really be goin back there to be honest. am workin without a qualification. lucky old man bartos is the boss eh?

 

you're like his wee polish son nev

 

aye. al need to get ma act together if a want to do draftin in Oz. college was ****in ****e tho, a jst stopped goin. used to go to work instead

 

I need to do an access course for a year before going to uni for 5. Stow have good links with Glasgow Uni who are one of the best for my course Stow course costs something like £1300, then it's £2800 per year at uni

 

under the lib dems amnesty if you've lived in this country for ten years or more and speak english (might wanna brush up) you'd get to stay here legally

something to think about nevillaus