I hope they have a web cam in the household of every spurs fan in the country during the game. Go on Chelsea!
Ah, evening Saints, i took a two month sabatical and decided to shag my way around the south eastern states of America (I'm a sucker for a hick accent, and they are all suckers for an English one). Obviously i was much too busy shaggin to come on here, but alas all good things come to an end, so here i am.
Thought you had a wife? And go **** yourself, was it good? Not the ****ing yourself part, the States?
Nah, i showed that bitch the door years ago, have been divorced about 11 or 12 years now. Oh and the ****ing was very good ta, those hick burds are durty bastards, they'll take it in any hole, any time. It was great, didn't get as much sight seeing done as i had planned mind.
I must admit, there is thick, and then there is mutant. You defintely hit the mutant mark you dullard