[Roker Report] City 5-0 SAFC, Match Report

A game so unbelieveably **** from our perspective we decided to report on the game slightly differently. If only to amuse ourselves on a thoroughly crap day.

Please enjoy...

http://www.rokerreport.com/2011/4/3/2088511/safc-0-5-manchester-city-match-report-sunderland

 

My match report:
Man City 5-0 Sunderland

 

22 Mignolet - 6/10 - Not much the fella could do about the goals.
02 Bardsley - 5/10 - Doozy of a game for the fullback, and rightly withdrawn on the half.
04 Turner - 6/10 - Back from injury and fairly safe and sound throughout.
05 Mensah - 4/10 - The big man caught in a pickle all afternoon.
06 Cattermole - 6/10 - Lots of running, but with little reward.
10 Henderson - 5/10 - The kid looks real tired, perhaps Bruce could cut the kid some slack.
11 Muntari - 5/10 - Big guy looked languid in possession, and an all round poor game.
17 Welbeck - 6/10 - The young upstart was always dropping too deep for possession.
28 Sessegnon - 6/10 - I like the kids moxy, but he can't deliver a finish.
29 Ferdinand - 4/10 - The guys like a freaking bull in a china shop, load of raspberries.
33 Gyan - 6/10 - Again, lots of running, but the service to him was total baloney.




Feeling generous , aren't you?


5-0

 

22 Mignolet -6/10
02 Bardsley -5/10
04 Turner -6/10
05 Mensah -4/10
06 Cattermole -6/10
10 Henderson -5/10
11 Muntari -5/10
17 Welbeck -6/10
28 Sessegnon -6/10
29 Ferdinand -4/10
33 Gyan -6/10
These are the scores I would have given being the generous sort of bloke I am.

 

What on earth has happened to Henderson is he believing the hype

 

He was never the same player after facing Tiote during the demolition derby.

 

OUCH!

 

Those ratings are absolute bullshit. Five means average and most of the players get fives and sixes after a 5-0 loss? Bizarre.