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Storytime Returns - TC - A Desperate Man

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  1. Whiteyorkist

    Whiteyorkist Active Member

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    TC's powers as a WUM were fading fast, he pleaded with award winning YWBK recently voted Leicester City's WUM of the year 2012 to help him get back on track. "I'll do anything, just help me". YWBK thought about it and said...............................
     
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  2. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    TC what can i possibly teach you,
    you are the master and i am not fit enough to kiss your ,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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    Sporty little number...

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    That sporty little number is worth **** all it's the wrong colour
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    Knobby its blue take of those rose tinted glasses all you Leeds fans wear and jump in for a spin around to...........
     
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    ......the garage it came from. It was overpriced, under performs and should return to the Leicester branch.....
     
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    Half a mile down the road from the crisp factory.....
     
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    After dropping his hire car back to crisp land, he picks up his own car...

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  9. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    There is only 1 wum master <ok>

    [video=youtube;FBno9rWZhnU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBno9rWZhnU&feature=related[/video]
     
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    and heads down the M25 with a little surprise for .....
     
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    ...the sleeping truckers at the nearest lay-by who he awoke with his drunken warbling insistence that no-one liked him, but he didn't care. Suddenly, one of the big hench ****ers jumped down from their cabin, wielding a gigantic...
     
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    life size blow up doll of Ken Bates (au natural), suddenly....
     
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    ...Bates and his £500k-a-year lawyer Mark Taylor pile in from a nearby hedge and demand an on-the-spot payment of £75,000 for using Bates' image rights in the making of said inflatable. TC naturally couldn't pay being an impoverished South London docker, and so was forced to...
     
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    Confess that it wasn't a Bates doll at all but an exact replica of TC's wife <yikes>
     
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    <laugh> The resemblance, was incredible, even the beard was the same <ok> Steve the Docker starts trembling as Bates confers with his Lawyer about there next step. Suddenly out of the midst comes YWBK who.....
     
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  16. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    has mayonaise dribling down his chin - 2 minutes later Danger Fox appears with similar mayonaise on his unzipped jeans <yikes>
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), May 12, 2012
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    TC filips through his phone book it`s time for the Samaritans,they`ll help him in his underlying love for leeds United....bleep bleep...he can`t get through,the line is in use,it`s Mighty who wants to come out of the closet too!
    Cockney sparras,what do i do now?....just then Cun*ing calls,hello.....
     
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  18. Whiteyorkist

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    which he's been practising all week, he no longer needed to grunt at people.His next target was to get his knuckles off the ground when he walks! Was TC the man to help him..................
     
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