Your family photos

This is the earliest one of me, haven't changed much:

 

Your Ma is ugly

 

Nasty little **** aren't you.

 

You are though. I can't see what you get out of it.

 

Some peoples lives deserve to be made a bit worse, I'm just doing my bit to help humanity.

I'm actually quite a nice person to those who deserve it

 

You clearly have issues for example: trolling American sites just after 9/11, no decent human being would do that. I suggest that you get yourself sterilised so you can't pass whatever it is on to future generations.

 

You will never understand, so there's no point in you trying

 

Exactly, do us all a favour: get the snip.

 

My Dad had 4 sons, I've got strong genes, there's going to be loads of little Tobys I'm afraid...

I win

 

you gonna adopt?

 

I take back the 6 pint comment from earlier, she's more of a crate and a few grams of K kinda gal

 

She is a very pretty lady.

 

Toby, knowing that me poor old ma is dying from cancer, is now telling us how many drugs he'd have to do to give her one. Pure class.

 

I didn't know that, and I wouldn't joke about it knowing that was the case.

My respects, x

 

Well, you ain't been paying attention, that's why I'm in Cambridgeshire, been here 18 months looking after her, gave up my career. Bored, frustrated, upset...but **** it...I will probably return my minnow trap to the lake tomorrow and maybe go into Whittlesey in the evening so it's not all doom and gloom.

 

Your nappy must reek by now.

 

Alright Shameless, what's with your **** times?

 

If it makes you feel any better, mate, I'd shag her bandy