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How ****ed are you ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., May 11, 2012.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    You have just been stabbed with the last blue thing you touched.

    The month you were born decides how many inches deep.

    The last body part you touched is where your cut.

    The last 2 digits of your phone number is your % survival chance.

    So not606ers How ****ed are you ?
     
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    Hash., May 11, 2012
  2. - SW6 -

    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    My t-shirt.

    1.

    My chin.

    68%.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I have a 6 inch sky remote cheek wound with a 21% chance of survival.....that's 20% more than rangers
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 11, 2012
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    gay
     
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    Mick, May 11, 2012
  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Wid yeh?
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 11, 2012
  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you touched a gay or were ''stabbed'' by a gay ?
     
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    Hash., May 11, 2012
  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, May 11, 2012
  8. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    A 2 inch deep forehead wound caused by my jeans with a 78% chance of survival

    how ****e
     
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    Trypsin-1, May 11, 2012
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My cock.
    My cock.
    My cock.
    My cock.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 11, 2012
  10. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    embassy regal packet
    october
    cock
    39

    I have a 10 inch wound on my cock, caused by an embassy regal packet with a 39 percent chance.<yikes>
     
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    Rubber Johnny, May 11, 2012

  11. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Bugger, that means i've just stabbed meself five inches in the scrote with a limited blue vinyl edition of UFO'S Flying, and i've a 05% chance of survival.

    Now that sounds pretty ****ing serious to me. <wah>
     
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    YeOldeYozzwolde, May 11, 2012
  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Pictures or **** off
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 11, 2012
  13. - SW6 -

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    Isle of man taking its toll on you pal?
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Help. I've been shivved by blue bog-roll.
     
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    Archers Road, May 12, 2012
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've been stabbed with a plastic plate, causing a 3 inch wound to my stomach. I have a 70% chance of survival.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 12, 2012
  16. Paulie Gualtieri

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    A box of Johnny blues, 1 inch in my eyelid with only 56% chance of survival.
     
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    Paulie Gualtieri, May 12, 2012
  17. Tina_old

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    Stabbed with my eye, 7 inch deep wound on my inner thigh, 34% chance of survival :(
     
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    Tina_old, May 12, 2012
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    Tina's 7 inch gash hell
     
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