EDIT: This is not a WUM and was a genuine TalkSport story. This morning TalkSport seemed pretty certain that Man United have approached Newcastle about a cash plus player deal for James Perch. Apparently Ferguson is offering 3million plus Tom Cleverley for Perch. Undoubtedly he'd improve your squad, but do you think this is a good transfer from your point of view? I'd be very disappointed to see Perch leave Newcastle as his performances have improved steadily through out the season and he's a far superior defensive utility player to anything United have at the moment. Not sure he'd fit the United style though and might find himself on the bench there occasionally. Also Pardew wouldn't really want Cleverley at Newcastle. Had one good season in the championship and since hasn't managed three consecutive Premier League games, think his level was down there to be honest. Don't see him having an impact either with Cabaye and Tiote there. Plus his poor dress sense and haircut is more suited to United than Newcastle. What do you United fans think? Happy to see the back of an injury prone talent waster or feel he deserves more time? And where would Perch fit into your starting XI?
This is honestly one of the worst WUM attempts I have EVER seen. Come on, surely you can do better MellorLovelyCushionedButtcheeksForGERRARD ? For the record, a decent WUM attempt should not be so detailed, less is more as they say. If you spent as much time supporting your team as you did trolling our board (hoping to get a reaction from some naive United fan) you'd actually be able to classify yourself as a football fan. EDIT: Corrected Username spelling
Talk sport transfer rumours are always fabricated stories and full of crap. They came up with another bull story about Van Persie being interested in a move to United yesterday.
Ah TalkSport. Good to see they have kept up their record of inventing a transfer rumour for every club every week for the entire season.
