You are more than welcome, just need to shave that monobrow, brush your teeth, have a shower and tell your sister you's are over.
I've just got a text saying that SCOTKART have new hi-performance Karts at Cambuslang and I can be one of the first to drive them!?!?
I used to take the lads in work Karting at Christmas. We used to do the endurance racing which lasts for a couple of hours. Knocks **** out of you. Anyway, I stopped it once I became a stingey bastard (real reason) and my wife told me that if they injure themselves, they could sue me as it's classed as 'work related' (what I told them)
We did paintballing on speed. In between the games we were hiding behind trees and snorting it up. It was ****in brilliant Spent a ****in fortune on paint pellets though.
I've only been once, and it was the fannies that spent a fortune. All the cool people (like me) waited til the owners were away selling paintballs, then picked up the ones that hadn't burst. Not been to the go karting in years but was ****e at it. Kept spinning the kart because I took corners too quick.
I once went go karting a few years back. Did a couple of laps, pulled over and was accosted by the bloke who ran the place who told me professionals weren't allowed. I told him that I wasn't a professional to which he replied I should take up Formula 1 and I'd be the best in the country. However, I wasn't interested because I'm making **** loads already.