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Missing baby. Naw, hang on, there's nae missing baby

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 10, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-18022525

    Whit the **** happened here?

    Munchausen?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 10, 2012
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Easy mistake to make. Have the McCann's double-checked that they remembered to take Maddie to Portugal with them?
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Can only imagine someone who saw the woman fall in thought she had a bady with her, when said wench was pulled from the water she wasn't concious and when she came round she tolp the cops that she didn't have a baby so the called off the search?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    she's a lunatic attention seeker
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 10, 2012
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It alright they found the ****

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, May 10, 2012
  6. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    "Baby did not fall from ferry into Belfast Lough say police"
    What a **** headline.

    In other news the USA didn't declare war with China, life wasn't discovered on Mars and a professional footballer didn't rape anyone.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, May 10, 2012
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>

    '
     
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    Ciaran, May 10, 2012
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    They had reported earlier that a baby had fell in.
     
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    Ciaran, May 10, 2012
  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Hope Belfast keep her
     
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  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Who was it ... the Joker? Darth Vader? Dr Evil!!!
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    I know. It's just a **** headline on it's own, though.
    Something about a false alarm would've been more appropriate.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My whole first comment was a complete spelling car crash.

    <MonsterMunchFingers>
     
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    Ciaran, May 10, 2012
  13. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, May 10, 2012
  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    RIP Fictious Baby

    <candleinthewind>
     
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    Medro, May 10, 2012
  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Don't.
    The ****'ll release it again and stupid twats will buy it, too.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, May 10, 2012

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