I've no been offshore for a month or so Bond are ropey murdering bastards, every time these days it's them ditching or crashing Time to get some Sirkosky s92's for Bond
The sad thing is they make all offshore boys watch a video with ****e animation like that and a glassy-eyed baldy **** showing you how to do up a seatbelt and put your feet flat on the floor. They make you watch the same video every time you check-in for a chopper. Going there or going home. I could probably type the entire thing on here I've seen it that many times in the last 6 years.
Venom - Did you here that Bond had all their Air Ambulances grounded last week as well because they were ****ed - Glad i fly bristows.
Exactly what I was saying earlier. I've never been away with Bond. Even Bristows in Ghana is better than Bond and their choppers are the old ones from the UK.
I'm in a training video for Transocean, was dropping some tools off one day and they asked me to do it on camera for their induction video.
Flew Bond once out of humberside. (i'm sure it was bond). Would refuse to. ****ing shir hole of a place should have been shut down a long time ago. Here i'm going back to the Armada next month - i'll look out for your little pin up
I got diverted from Norwich to Humberside last month. The guys getting OFF the chopper looked miserable. Ask any of the ERIKS guys on there about her. Blonde piece, she was in the mechie department.
That's from 3 years ago. I'm sure the beeb has even less to spend these days, so it would be interesting to see their animation of the latest one. Maybe something like this... please log in to view this image
