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  1. Tina_old

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    ram them up your arse sideways, you brown nosing ****.
     
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  2. Toby

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    It's some horrible combination of Nuts magazine and Twitter, I feel quite physically sick and angry just typing those words in the same sentence...
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Exactly, twitter is for ****s and nuts is for <16 year olds. Making the website truly ****ish.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

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    im actually getting intrigued at how bad it can possibly be
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    If you go on, you'll question yourself as to why.
     
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    You have to experience it at least once in your life, I'm still quite angry about it...
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    **** me that was terrible.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    why did anyone spend any time making that ****?
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    :laugh:
     
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  11. Toby

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    A few TravelLADS and I were in Thailand for a month. One day we decide to have the Ultimate LADS day, so we book a day trip to the shooting range (JackBauerLADS)and then go quad-biking through the jungle (PetrolheadLADS). Once back at the hotel, we have some massive bottles of Chang beer, loveicecoldstrongbeerinthetropicsLADS grab some dinner at a pub that had a big statue of a METAL PREDATOR outside (PubownerLAD) and then we head to Bangla Road with all the bars and Thai girls and continue on our path to DrunkLADheaven. After literally no more than 10 mins in the club I point to a girl and beckon her over to me, i offer her 1500 baht to come back to the hotel with me, she says "no, i only go for 3,000 baht" so i shrug my shoulders and walk away ontothenextoneLAD, meanwhile i have some banter with the other TravelLADS and then the same girl comes up to me and says "ok, we go....1500baht" So we leave and she says "we must go on scooter, u know how drive?" (having never driven one before but figuring it cant be that hard, i agree) RiskinglifeforsexLAD As im driving back drunk on a moped with a hooker on the back i cant help but think to myself "If only my mum could see me now...she'd be horrified" and then laughed out loud to myself CarefreeLAD. Once back at the hotel, the deed was done, and a smile firmly planted on my face i hear a knock on the room door...it was bestmateLAD with a girl on his arm! KnowingtherulesLAD i walked my girl out gave a nod/smile of acknowledgement and left leaving him to have the room to himself. The girl i was with then asks me, "U drive me to pool hall", figuring it was the least i could do (and as it wasnt far) i drive her to said pool hall. I start to walk back to the hotel after ditching the girl and (as the hotel was only a 10 min walk away at most) I think to myself, what can i do to kill some time so that bestmateLAD has plenty of time in the room...as this thought crossed my mind i hear from the other side of the road, "Hawooo, sexy maaaan, you waaaant massaaaaaaage?". So i think, "what the hell, it'll kill some time, plus loosen the muscles that i have so vigorously worked out just moments ago". I go in, have massage and during which the girl taps me on the miniLAD and asks "U want me massage u here, it good for me...good for u?" Now considering i just had sex i think to myself "nah, theres no need...feeling pretty satisfied as it is right now", So i reply to her "no thanks, im good". As she continues to massage me for a further 10 mins or so i cant get the thought out of my head and miniLAD starts to get BiggerLAD and i think "screw it"...so turn to her and say "ok, you can massage me here". She lubes up her palms and the fun continues, CantgetenoughLAD...gotta say i couldnt have done a better job myself...PRO-Massuese!!! Elated with myself and the evenings events i cant wait to tell one of the TravelLADS so i quickly hurry back to the hotel and go to my room where BestmateLAD is asleep with his girl sleeping next to him, so i too decide to head to bed. The next day i awake and head down to the breakfast bar to meet the other LADS at the usual time and as we all sit down we discuss what happened to each one of us the night before and to my absolute delight ALL the TravelLADS got their "AndyCOLE". HighfivesatthebreakfasttableLADS QualityTeameffortLADS and we really did achieve what we had set out to do the morning before...and that was to have the UltimateLADSdayeverLAD
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I like you, Tobes, but I ain't reading that x
     
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  13. Toby

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    Please don't <laugh> <hug>
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

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    <grr>.
     
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