This will have ST wishing he lying naked in a field of wild mushrooms with his butt-**** buddies Farquar and Alisdair. [video=youtube;zxsF4Y6Pv4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxsF4Y6Pv4M&feature=share[/video]
I think it's really important that Celtic and Rangers come together to ensure Hibs and Hearts NEVER make it to another cup final together. Things like this could be avoided.
I think one of the reasons the PCS are out on strike today is because their members who work in HIV clinics and buftie support units have been rostered in for a Saturday on the 19th May for the first Saturday ever to deal with the invasion of vector bum-worriers. The local taxi steward guys are being drafted in to cover in a special crack team known temporarily as the CPF (Cocoshunters Protection Force).] Strathclyde Police are advising all local heteros to only travel on Cup Final day if it is absolutely necessary and to carry their protection packs being issued at Central Station in the run-up (the packs are being referred to colloquially by the locals "Dorothy's Enemies") The kits contain pepper spray, reinforced bumhole shields, and a remote AIDS testing kit as well as a copy of a straight porno mag which everyone knows causes Reekies to react in a manner that's described to make Dracula's reaction to sunlight "look like a minor skin irritation". Be careful chaps. That's an awful lot of homos for the City to deal with in a single day.
"I've just been raped by fourteen men in maroon and, whilst I was recovering, was raped again by a couple of baldy Hibees. One of the baldy men drew a face on my buttocks before raping me and he insisted on calling the resultant arse-face "Helga" whilst he raped me. At least the maroon ones left me a creme egg and a rose ." #cut to picture of Sam wearing a headset and blowing a helmet gasket#
Well excuse me for trying to illustrate the potential anal doomsday that awaits us. <concernedcitizen>
they'll have to pack those trains with polis. Alcohol will be banned aswell I would imagine. move it to ****ing murrayfield
The licensing board are bound to release a statement regarding the forecasted babycham stock shortfall.
We've got all the nukes up here, so GIRFUY As a peace offering and seeing as they're (nukes) located in the West, we'll nuke Edinburgh for you as long as you take SuBO off our hands.
We'll take SuBo and deport her to Jordan with Abu Qatada You might have to nuke a bit of the Norf of England too though to even things out...
