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Which Declan Has Never Been To Celtic Park

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Fart Synchronism Machine, May 6, 2012.

  1. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    It's got to be close between the four most vociferous tards on here:

    1. Ghapist
    2. Mind The Ghape
    3. Clitoral Hood
    4. WeebleBhoy

    Actually, I think none of these skinny, monobrowed, toothless simpletons have ever been to watch Celtic in their skint life.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Still raging

    You closed the gap by a point this weekend

    Rejoice for once in your sad life
     
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  3. harryhood67

    harryhood67 Well-Known Member

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    I've probably been to Ibrox more times than you have , and that is with getting only 2/3 chances a season to go .
     
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  4. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    <laugh>

    And 2 of the very helmets mentioned are the first to pipe up; Mind The *****loid and Clitoral Hood.

    Windae lickers personified <laugh>
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Just out the jail BH?

    Miller said NO <ok>
     
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  6. Patience

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    Awesome thread.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Such an angry man

    Must be time for a name change soon
     
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  8. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    But no denying that you have NEVER been to Celtic Park then?

    Mind The ***** = Couldnae find Celtic Park with a satnav <laugh>

    No surprise really, the monobrowed mess hasn't ventured outside of his skanky bedsit in months. On here EVERYDAY and EVERYNIGHT.

    One of life's TRUE losers <laugh>
     
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  9. harryhood67

    harryhood67 Well-Known Member

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    Dirty dave , you accused me of the same thing not going to games , I've missed two games at Celtic Park since 1977( both bloody family weddings) are you going to apologise ???
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> you're absolutely furious

    Using other peoples patter too <doh>

    But you also seem obsessed with my visits to the home of the champions...

    You want to know more about them...

    Good
     
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    So you've never been?

    Didn't think you had been.

    Living in a skanky, Coatbridge bedsit <laugh>

    On here, 24/7, 365. What a lonely loser <laugh>
     
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  12. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    You're just a boring fud <ok>
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You know me so well <laugh>

    Do you phone Medro at night and talk about me?

    Ok BH do you really want to know if I've been to Paradise this year?

    Do you?






    Good <ok>
     
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  14. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    The answer is already apparent and it's a resounding...no <ok>

    Back to scraping the nicotine off your bedsit walls to rub on your tongue to give you a wee boost, skinto <laugh>

    I'm sure you'll reply, you just can't help it <laugh>
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Dear dear BH you really took your ban to heart

    Going around, telling people I grassed you into Mick like a wee huffy school boy

    Sitting in your room, thinking up new names to log on as so you can stick it to Timmy

    Dear god

    London is a big city

    Go say hello to it one day

    Stop being paranoid and telling tales that aren't true

    "wait till I'm level 70" <laugh>

    James Bond wannabe






    Oh and on my visits to Parkhead...











    <laugh>
     
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  16. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    <laugh>

    Look at wee Mind The *****, lurking at the bottom <laugh>

    Go on, *****, you know you can't help but bite <laugh>
     
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  17. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    <laugh>

    Knew you couldn't resist. In the net, Mind The ***** <ok>

    Toodle pip <magic>
     
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  18. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    <laugh>

    Cannae beat a bit of BH <laugh>
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Paranoid fantasist
     
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  20. Barrie Lochrie

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    Maybe change his location to "under Mindy's skin".

    <laugh>
     
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