The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Chill out guys this is getting stupid now and will end up getting out of hand.

 

Nah it wont, I think most of us realise its a bit of a laugh....I say most, I have my suspicions one takes it very seriously. Terrific if they do but its hardly end of the world stuff

 

But a Liverbird that stalks down his narrow cage
Can seldom see through his bars of rage
His wings are clipped and his feet are tied
So he opens his throat to sing.

The Liverbird sings with a fearful trill
Of a premiership unknown but longed for still
And his tune is heard on the distant hill for
The Liverbird sings of league titles galore.

 

Lol sure he does.....sure he does....


and match fixing is 100% cheating you moron, seriously, ARE YOU THAT STUPID DAVIDAKO?

 

Thats a no then.

Seems that these childish rumours that United are cheats are just that, childish rumours.

Thanks for helping clear that up Baz.

 

Awwww diddums, you having a lickle cwy.

Pathetic you lad.

 

What crimes?

 

I was angry with my owners;
I told my wrath, my wrath did not lower.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I waterd it in tears,
Night and morning with my fears:
And I sunned it with emails,
And with soft deceitful banners.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an legion bright.
And my foe hid in shame,
And he knew that it was his to blame.

And out of Liverpool he was cast away.
When the court gave verdict on the day;
In the morning glad I see,
My foe outstretchd beneath the tree.

 

Cheating on your wife isnt a crime

Missing a drugs test is not a crime

Sleeping with hookers, ok that is a crime....

 

92, 95, 98, 02, 04-06, 2010, 2012.............bet you said that those years aswell. Embarrassing stuff eh David

 

Thank **** for that!

 

Well paying for it, if your partner is a hooker then it wouldnt be a crime.

 

Oh right I didn't know his aqquital was overturned, so he was found guilty then?

 

I'll have a word, see if she fancies it.

 

Exotic Women

There's a thread for this.

laugh.


Trying some haiku.

 

UIR, a poor mans Swarbs

 

Do you think he was innocent?

Not every guilty man is found guilty.

The judge said their is no doubt <<<< key words here terrif......that he took cash bribes.

You cant really get more guilty.

Keep trying though, as usual you have entertained me on this crappy afternoon.

 

Why hello Pieguts.

 

Shut up DaveUnited

 

Definately having a hissy fit today......