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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 2, 2012.

  1. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Size or the length of time for the cream to work so I'm told <whistle>
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    You can tell if a crab is very young because it's just a nipper...
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  4. MrRAWhite

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    Was that an image of a 'nipper' or your reaction to the joke...<laugh>
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  6. Billy Death

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    Isn't it sad that The Proclaimers got to this stage?

    How they gonna walk 500 miles now ffs?
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    <laugh>

    Brilliant.
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  10. Nads

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    Why do crabs get their kids nothing for Christmas?................




    .................. cos there shellfish.

    I'm here all week.
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Crabs Overview

    "Crabs" is the common term for lice found in the pubic hair of humans. Crabs is a parasite infection medically known as Pediculosis pubis or pubic lice. Barely the size of a pinhead, lice are organisms that live only with the help of another organism, called a host. There are thousands of types of lice, some of which have developed an attraction to humans. The official name for the organism responsible for pubic lice is Pthirus pubis. Other lice that often infect humans are Pediculus humanus capitis (head lice) and Pediculus humanus corporis (body lice). The term "crabs" seems to come from the microscopic appearance of the pubic louse. The pubic lice organisms are visible to the naked eye in affected areas. The lice are typically seen attached to hair in pubic areas, but may sometimes appear in other areas of the body where coarse hair is present (such as beard, chest, armpits, etc.).

    The pubic louse is distinct morphologically (somewhat rounded with three pairs of legs on either side of the body from which it takes its descriptive name) from the head and body louse. The female lifespan is slightly shorter (three weeks), and she produces fewer eggs per day (three) than her counterparts. The eggs attach to the base of the pubic hair shaft for approximately six to eight days before hatching.

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  12. Billy Death

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    I'll only shag birds that have shaven minges so I must be ok. <ok>
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  14. The Outlaw

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    not that I'm looking closely, but aren't her panties on backwards?
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  17. Billy Death

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    We say knickers mate. <ok>
     
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  18. The Outlaw

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    I know, but I just love the word panties!
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    If a dog gets the hotties then he has to do the panties.
     
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  20. The Outlaw

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    True this

    England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
    George Bernard Shaw
     
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