Poor old J W

he jst sent me this

 

i knew he wasnt getting his hole

 

Hopefully he finds a new target so we can still get his poems. He'll be goin out drinkin tonite so he'll probs send a few dodgy emails tomorrow

 

So he's only human after all

 

Poor Heron! Send my condolences to him, the goofy son of a bitch

 

If he doesn't already have her home address, now would be the perfect time to get it Let the stalking commence

He should ask her out for a leaving drink....but forget to invite anyone else

 

and then:

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Poor old ****

Stll he's gone this far, the whore may as well have got her mobile number and address. Then stalk her

Or have offered to take her for a goodbye drink - and drug her

 

**** me i wish id read all the posts before positing - cant believe i came up with a mixture of ideas the same as ML and Dougie <boaksmilely>

 

Oh dear oh dear anportmor. You really have lost your way havent you?

 

Unlucky anport ya knob

 

the poor bastard

do you think the poetry drove her away? i am actually delighted that someone i've never met failed to shag someone else i've never met

 

This means we're still in with a shout LR

 

i do hope the nutter finds some new prey soon, seeing "J W Heron" just brightens up my otherwise dull monotonous day

bit gutted we never saw a picture though, i was really hoping she was a monster

 

but not a bright ****in orange monster, like Nev's bird The Terracotta Tranny

 

a reckon she was nice lookin. poor old jimmy. al email him now see if he's over it yet.

 

thats our jimmy

 

soon eh? no time quite like soon she should put the poor bastard out of his misery

 

the office is the best comdedy ever written.

 

and most of the credit for that should go to Stephen Merchant, who is the boggle eyed gangly brains of the operation