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Flatulent Dinosaurs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, May 9, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    So scientists, in their wisdom, have come up with the fact that the climatic change all those years ago was effected by dinosaurs farting like ****.

    Yet more money wasted on a load of bollocks.

    And anyway how did the dinosaurs get here? Were they possibly aliens? Or did God create them before Adam and Eve?

    So many inexplicabilities in this life.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Dinosaur farts were put in their non-existant arses by God to test our faith <ok>
     
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    Flatulent Dinosaurs. My advice to you ER is stop eating beans <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    This is a serious discussion.

    No place for silly little boys with an infantile humour.

    Go away sonny.
     
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    ok, in that case I will add to the serious discussion.

    God created them <ok>

    Anyone who says otherwise is a total brain dead ****.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Interesting theory. Did the dinosaurs then procreate to eventually produce Adam and Eve? This has not been properly addressed by ventriliquists such as Stephen Hawking. It would be interesting to hear his thoughts.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    One of the Coptic scripts from the original Old Testament translated recently clearly states that, after being deceived by the serpent, Eve's immediate punishment was 16 days locked in the room upstairs from a herbivore takeaway owned by a muslim sapienphile Diplodocus ring in Heywood.

    Rumours that the mysoginistic nature of Ibrahamic religions afterwards spring from the contemporary rumour spread about the place that Eve "could sink it to the dino-baws" are merely that - rumours.


    Still, the dirty cow looooooooved the sauropod walloper - this is now known by theologists as "Eve's 5 ft boabies multiple times (in the arse anaw) shame".

    <ok>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Really?
     
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    Bib, talking of Eve, wid ye ?

    Ah probably wid but ideally before the dinosaurs enlarged her ****.
     
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    Absolutely.

    The feeling of inferiority mixed with lust for gigantic outsized cocks that all women carry about with them like a burden is, officially, "Eve's 5ft boabies multiple times (in the arse anaw) shame".

    It wasn't really her fault but the sexist early church stained her reputation and made all women symptomatically ashamed of their cock-wantings.

    Sexist bastards.

    YOBG - aye, even after the Diplodocus barbarians sullied her sacred human-nanny.

    There wasn't much alternative in them days - any hole's a goal and all that.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    this summed up the whole dinosaur issue

    please log in to view this image
     
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    A little red cross in a box<laugh>
     
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    I'm convinced I was a dinosaur in a previous life. I absolutely 100% believe in reincarnation milk.

    I was Terry Dactyl.

    Anyone else believe in reincarnation?
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I can see the picture fine , and in your reply.....youve got a **** computer
     
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    Well you do it seems.

    Just as well, you auld ****.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Suck my cock fudstick.
     
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    So farts can wipe out an entire species? No wonder people around me keep dying.
     
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    Does it still work? <laugh>
     
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    Modern cars are more ecological than animals, or nature's own ecosystem. Still the stupid green hippies are crying about the co2 omissions. Wake up
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

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    Dinosaurs were around until very recently, spotted in the BBC studios in the late 1970's playing rock and roll music it's said.

    <t-rex>
     
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