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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, May 2, 2012.

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  1. newtonsafc

    newtonsafc Well-Known Member

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    just fishing
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    Eel be back here shortly mind!
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Have any of you ever shagged an eskimo?
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    I tried to cuddle one once but she gave me the cold shoulder...
     
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    I have heard about the Homo eskimo in the arctic who lobbed it out and ended up with a chap on it
     
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  6. newtonsafc

    newtonsafc Well-Known Member

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    not so cool
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

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    I once had the opportunity to shag two of them at once, but I backed off when i realised they were bi-polar!
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    Lol, what about red indians then?
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Well me misses is called Sue if that counts!
     
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    I once asked a red indian mermaid if I could shag her - she just said How
     
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  11. Billy Death

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  12. Billy Death

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    <laugh>.
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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  14. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Three blokes get caught by Red Indians, an English bloke, a Scottish chap, and an Irishman. The Red Indian Chief tells them that they must die by use of bow and arrow, but they each have one request.
    The English bloke asks for a sexy blonde who he shags for ten minutes before he receives an arrow to the head. The Scottish bloke asks for a bottle of Jack Daniels, which he swigs straight down, and he receives an arrow straight to the head as well. Paddy asks for a bottle of aftershave and he splashes it all over his body.
    The Indian Chief fires his bow and arrow at Paddy but the arrow shoots to the left, so he fires another arrow but this time it shoots to the right.
    The Chief tells Paddy that if he fails to kill him with his third arrow then he is free to go.
    He fires the arrow but it goes straight over Paddy's head.
    The Chief says, "you are a free man but, can I ask you, what aftershave you are wearing?"
    Paddy answers,[NSFW]Aramis - What else![/NSFW]
     
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  15. Nads

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    Truly awful Kiwi...
     
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    <laugh>..My kind a joke..
     
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    ****?
     
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  18. Black Cat Kiwi

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    You want to hear the ones my 6 year old tells then <laugh>
     
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  19. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Has anyone had that truly sick feeling in your gut after a dodgy meal the night before?
    Just asking like <whistle>
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    No mate...Our lass reckons I've got a cast iron stomach, as I never get sickness or diarrhoea no matter where we go.
     
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