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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I do and that's more important than any piss-up. I'll still look forward to it though. <ok> You know where I am mate.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gin and tonic? You welsh, manc ladyboy <ok> 24 bottles of Carling Chrome from the Cheese. 4.8%, £12 for the lot. Beat it good <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Obviously no twat's talking to me. I feel anonymous.
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    There was a game on silly pants. <ok>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Do you really think I wasn't aware of that? Some people <doh>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Judging by your comment...no. <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You'll never meet my girls <ok>
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    What the ****! That was harsh...could have at least sent Geoff Shreeves round to tell me.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    what the bloody hell is Carling chrome?
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Women's lager. <ok>
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Larger than what?
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    **** off you know what I meant. <laugh>
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Were you talking ales earlier? Try the Jennings ones; cocker hoop, cumberland and sneck lifter. If it wasn't you, try them anyway and the person who it was should too! Adams ales are top drawer too.
     
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  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Adams or Adnams??
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Adnams, bloody phone. From Suffolk.
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I think they were all talking G&T and other womens cocktails. If you want a real cocktail try the Irish car bomb.

    3/4 Pint of Guinnes + a shot glass of Bailey's and Jameson's whisky dropped in. <ok>
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    Yeah I like Adnams. Had a night on all 3 strengths a while back. It's like 5, 8 and 12 or something silly!
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Morning Mancs.
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Morning Rat munchers,

    Question for you :

    If you had to choose between our season, likely to be trophyless but challenging for the title, or your season, **** in the league but won the Carling cup, which one would you choose ?
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** off you twat. Got any more obvious questions while you're at it?
     
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