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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Cupboard sex teacher Muir McCormick struck off

    <laugh>

    I might have misread this but it appears that they were legal and he's being done cos he was their teacher - fair enough.


    Should I worry that I find this story arousing?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Two to three times a week with both girls seperately.

    That's between four and six teeny gammies/pokings a week whilst getting paid for it.

    None of your skanks, either - wee Bearsden birds.


    It's getting harder to judge this guy. Position of trust, blah blah blah, teeny pokings daily in a cupboard.

    Sign me up <ok>
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    I'm re-reading this to make sure I've read it right.

    The schoolies were legal at the time of poking, weren't they?

    Here's hoping <muir> pressed the "big red button" <ok>
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

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    Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
     
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    That's why I stayed in Bearsden - top totty..
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I used to work with this severely questionable character and his version of that saying was:

    "Old enough to pee, old enough for me"
     
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    Teaches cupboards how to have sex?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I used to work with someone who preferred the phrase "If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket". He was a wrongun.
     
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    Sounds a bit like Rita, Sue and Bob Too.
     
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    16 and 17 year olds, lucky bastard!!!

    They're calling the wee burds "victims" as if they were being dragged into the cupboard, it was probably them that were dragging him into it. Wee durties ****ing gagging for the boaby
     
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    Guys life ruined coz these two sluts couldn't keep their bearded clams in their knickers..
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

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    Too true

    It's always the guys fault
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No ****ing way! Just been informed that this teacher was my maths teacher at Lenzie Academy. I remember him well, he was a bit of a boy. Brand new infact <laugh>
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    So, you were, literally, schooled by Muir?

    <muir>
     
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  19. Barrie Lochrie

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    Did he get a shot of any of the wee sluts at Lenzie?
     
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    Creepy bastard. Hope he got raped in jail.
     
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