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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Osca, whereabouts unknown, last seen near Chinatown ...
     
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  2. The Outlaw

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    oh boy...here we go.
     
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    Do you recommend white or a good red to wash it down?
    Ps: Syd’ll be back soon from looking for, sorry walking Oscar.

    Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer <laugh>
     
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  4. The Outlaw

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    Ha, will know soon.
     
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  5. Black Cat Kiwi

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    * Exported from MasterCook *

    Stewed Dog (wedding style)

    Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
    Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
    Categories : Ethnic Lamb
    Philippines

    Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
    -------- ------------ --------------------------------
    3 kg dog meat -- * see note
    1 1/2 cups vinegar
    60 peppercorns -- crushed
    6 tablespoons salt
    12 cloves garlic -- crushed
    1/2 cup cooking oil
    6 cups onion -- sliced
    3 cups tomato sauce
    10 cups boiling water
    6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
    6 pieces bay leaf
    1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
    1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
    1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

    1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
    2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
    used in other recpies)
    3. Cut meat into 1&#8243; cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
    salt and garlic for 2 hours.
    4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
    chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
    5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
    tobasco.
    6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
    and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

    * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
    ** smooth liver pate will do as well.


    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

    NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the
    feast by having dog stew. Wanting to be part of the family, and having been
    subjected to all sorts of socials tests already, I agreed. The result was...
    well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!

    It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as
    it may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what
    the heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year
    later. :)

    For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door’s
    rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.

    Nutr. Assoc. : 3831 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

    http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/asia/filipino/00/rec0001.html
     
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  6. Commachio

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  7. The Outlaw

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    For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door&#8217;s
    rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.



    That is so disturbing I don't know where to start...
     
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  8. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Why, is Rover missing?
     
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  9. The Outlaw

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    Right next to me. I'm holding on tight.
     
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  10. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Does it have a strong earthie or more aged bouquet?
     
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  11. Black Cat Kiwi

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    I'm sensing you now have a more indoorsie type of companion now then
     
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  12. The Outlaw

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    yes, your powers of perception are in tact. this whole thread is making me laugh and freaking me the **** out all at once.
     
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  13. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Not as much as my next comment.

    The wifes home soon & I need to get the dinner on. Now wheres that three legged moggy that keeps pissing on my front door <whistle>
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Osca has gone to his bed in tears, I hope you all feel bad.

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  15. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Would you prefer a pussy recipie
     
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  16. The Outlaw

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    Syd, Kiwi is on a roll. No stopping him.
     
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  17. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Just for any "Older Gentlemen" out there.....[video=youtube;1pUXH1Bye88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pUXH1Bye88[/video]

    Ps: OT - But a LITTLE cleaner <whistle>
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

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  19. The Outlaw

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    Now we're talking!
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    continuing the dog theme
     
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