OT: Dinosaurs killed by their own farts!!!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17953792

This could straight out of an edition of the Sunday Sport but instead it from the BBC.

Makes you think about all the curry's we consume every day doesn't it? Will this be the headline about man in a few short years. Lol

 

Haha,you been saving this one....

So as most of these huge creature were vegetarians, our demise will be by the cloud of gases given off by cows (usually collecting in the big market at weekends)...

 

Just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit kidda!!

Been getting a bit intense of late. Lol

 

I reckon I could take down a dinosaur with a fart on occasion like.

My lass will deffo vouch for that...

 

See vegetarionisim (is their such a word, but iv'e spelt it wrong) will be the downfall of the world...

The beasts remain on the planet as a food substance, and if we did not eat the ****ers, they would eventually kill us off with their rectal lapses.

 

Thing is though after eating curry sometimes you think its a fart then ...................

 

You know what Thor thought?

Thor thought he'd **** himself and when he looked he had!!! lol

 

Dinosaur Update


Dinosaur farts to solve energy crisis

TIME-TRAVELLING scientists could solve the world’s energy problems by harnessing dinosaurs’ powerful methane emissions.

An adult Tyrannosaurus Rex on a rich meat diet produced more than three tonnes of potent bilge gas a day, enough to power 1,200 homes.

Now energy company researchers have developed a machine that can open a ‘time window’ into the prehistoric era, at the exact moment when a megalosaurus or similar large saurian is about to guff off.

The highly flammable lizard flatus is then captured in specially-reinforced cylinders and transported back to the present day.

Quantum physicist Professor Tom Booker said: “In the era of the dinosaurs, the prevalent sound was farting. These immense lizards ate either exclusively plants or meat, they lumbered around letting rip with energy-rich trouser eggs.

“When these great beasts trumped, the ground literally shook.

“We’re currently researching which is the most potent – the deadly dog food nostril*-burners ripped out by carnivores, or the trumpeting heavier-*than*-air marsh* bombs chuffed out by the vegetarian sauropods.

“The public can be reassured that it is impossible for living dinosaurs to pass through the time window, though my late colleague Dr Hobbs was unfortunately sucked into a brontosaurus while bravely trying to attach a containment pod to its anus.”

Environmental groups say the scheme has numerous risks, from the danger of lethal prehistoric farts escaping into our atmosphere to the fear that even minor changes to the past could affect the present.

A Greenpeace spokesman said: “It might not seem that the Bronx cheer of a stegosaurus could affect the future, but history could take a radically different course without that filthy stench in the Triassic air.

“We’ll probably wake up in a parallel world where we’re all apes and Hitler’s won the war, as usual.”