it is the final of the sauces 100 metres in the sauces olympic games at crystal palace. due to drug taking only 3 sauces are aload to compete in the final,the tartar sauce,daddies brown sauce and the tesco own brand tomato sauce. anyway whilst all 3 sauces where warming up the tartar sauce(who was the slowiest in qualifying by the way)slipped on some sweat by the chilli sauce competing in the hammer event,and fell over and twisted his knee,so he had to pull out,so which left the tomato sauce and the daddies brown sauce in the final. anyway after 20 years competing at the highiest level the daddies brown sauce was retireing,but he had never beaten the tesco tomato sauce in any race at any level. whilst the daddies brown sauce was warming up he fell over a garlic dip and hurt his ankle,the daddies brown sauce was so upset being his last race he realised he had no chance of winning,anyway the tesco tomato sauce saw what had happened and he said to the daddies brown sauce"i will give you a 90 metre head start" well the daddies brown sauce was so happy as he only had 10 metres to run,but the tesco tomato sauce did say he will win. anyway at the start of the race both sauces were at there starting points when the gun goes.the daddies brown sauce is running for dear life but at the last stride the tesco tomato sauce overtakes him and wins.well the daddies brown sauce is distraught and after the tesco tomayo sauce has done his lap of honour he goes up to the daddies brown sauce to shake his hand (or bottle).the daddies brown sauce still distraught asked the tesco tomato sauce"how did you manage to beat me"? the tesco tomato sauce said that "i always knew i would ketchup"!!!!!!! SORRY
Here's one. Theres three stock cubes. A cream one,Chicken stock A brown one..Beef stock. And a red and black one....Its Man United....Laughing stock.
It is so bad its funny, you dont see the cheesy end coming with the way its laid out. Those are always a hit when the drinks are flowing
Yeah of course.Its a miracle Swarbs and Custard haven't responded yet.I am the puppeteer and I'm pulling their strings. I might be wumming but its worth it to see them get annoyed.
I like your joke, old but still funny Laughing stock, at the top of the table ----- Crazy, thats so bad its funny.
WHICH COUNTRY INVENTED THE TABLE NAPKIN? IF I GET ENOUGH RESPONSE I WILL POST THE ANSWER TONIGHT AFTER MATCH OF THE DAY
Laughing stock were at the top this time last year were they too? Not sure but I love hearing that "top of the table" remark especially when you end the season wih feck all Top of the table means nothng now, I know that all too well tell me that when it is 38 games played, then you can take a bow son
I prefer ranch dressing. Okay, okay, it's not a sauce. I also used to make a killer sauce with Worcester sauce and ketchup, which Heinz later nicked, though I suspect it hasn't got the mustard powder and pimento and all the other ingredients. It's just Worcester sauce mixed with ketchup. Philistines. But yum. Did you know ketchup was invented in the far east?
It went to America with Kwai Chang Caine. The American GIs brought it to the UK during WWII to help get into slatternly ladies' undergarments. A German spy by the name of Heinz stole a bottle and gave it to Hitler, who didn't like it because the tamarind in it reminded him of his looney tunes sister, who was almost called Tamara. So he had Heinz killed, after which Heinz's family fled to the UK with the 57 remaining recipes from their father's kitchen. True story.
Ranch.I like that,but I prefer South West,you can get it at subway,its nice on chicken breat and plain cheese,toasted of course.
Was it Russia? They were a big fan of Soviet (serviette) concepts? Ok, that's a pretty terrible effort, but judging by your ketchup joke I'm betting your punchline isn't much better
which country invented the table napkin? russia,cos they are full of serviettes (soviets)!!!! swarbs the cheeky shister got it right.typical manc!!!!!
