What to do today?

Down to the lady friends first thing to fit a new toilet seat, I know, I life life to the full I do, but what next.

Help me out boys and girls, I'm bored..

 

Place bets both gee gees & footy. Watch gee gees & footy. Wife goes out so sport all day, heaven.

 

you sound orgasmic mate but is it leeds or the hammers?

 

OK, buy a black toilet seat and cover in in boot polish. Then get the missus to put on a pair of shorts before taking her out to the local.

 

Fixing her indoors tyres again !! then shopping for Mothers day then out on the lash about 3 in Sunderland then back to Shields for a curry.

 

Tell her thats her mothers day present

 

guess its sat night, bottles of tiger, watching all the games on differnet tvs, and maybe go and see if anyone wants to be a maid for syd.

 

I had a wash, changed the bedding and even brushed my hair, all ready mate, when is she coming? will I like her? will she do anything I ask? anything at all?





I will get the chip pan out ready..

 

The hammers.

 

if your into chip oil its your business mate,

 

I see a proper debate has descended into filth and depravity again, don't you know there are loads of internet sites for that sort of thing lads.
ps can send links if you need them.

 

Play golf have a few pints and watch sport/movies and keep nerves under control until 1600 hrs tomorrow

 

never been offered chip oil by the girls around nana before................. must be asking for the wrong thing.........

 

10:30 saturday night for me.......... done **** all today.....mowed the lawn then spent the last 6 hrs drinking wine on the deck......can't wait for tomorrow morning to see that the mags have been ****ed by wolves...........

 

Damm, wished I had put on a bet about what you were going to do today
Would have won some money because I would have guessed you be hanging around toilets.
But I wouldn't have got very long odds

 

havn't you got a match to get ready for?
what time you meeting your mates?
where you starting off for a drink?
where in syd james park is your seat?

 

you know a chip oil site? getting excited now

 

get yourself to crozier street chippie syd, they had the best chips so im guessing their oil is pretty damn good.

that'll give you something to do today

 

livin down south mate
Was going to say why you not travelling with the tampon army, then noticed your in Thialand , what part I will be spendin 6 months in Asia later this year.

 

You have to be over 18 to get into the bookies.