Fri afternoon funny, off topic

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-rev...UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStarout


This is class

 

Quality.

 

I like the title headers of the posts

 

It is good, I posted a thread on it last week, my fav was the one titled "Muff be gone" on this page:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R1770SHYM2NFVQ/ref=cm_srch_res_rtr_alt_2

 

There are too many good ones to have a fave, it is good

Im worried though as its my stag in a couple of weeks............................

 

And my mate emailed it me! With best men (I have 2) cc'd in it

 

The same guy uses an aftershave with the fragrance of rum

I was looking at his other reviews, but this seems to be a one off.

 

\Yeah I looked at his other reviews too

"Smells like cloves, do not purchase if you dont like this scent!"

Haha class


I like

I studied my balls with the same concerned face as a snooker player about to take a very difficult shot!

 

Aw mate, you're in a world of trouble. Get a supersixed Johnny, make sure you wear it over your cock and balls and fasten it with a tie-wrap (no too tight, mind), they wont be able to hurt you then!

 

And this:

worse was still to come as my Jacobs swelled to the size and appearance of a pair of basketball as a result of my `baby batter' cooking under the intense and relentless heat and forming Yorkshire puddings, with proportions that would make Ramsey & Oliver jealous. 8 months later and the doctors have helped my mobility by crafting a sack sling from a pair of woks and on a positive note Aunt Bessie is keen to discuss a lucrative advertising campaign.

 

Hahaha

Good idea mate! Maybe if I fastened it with a padlock!

 

class