Thanks to Not606 I've realised that Scottish people get on with pretty much everyone except their fellow countrymen.
I've learned that when dealing with lots of people there will always be some ****er moaning, no matter what you do. I think I am ready to make my move for a military coup to become Lord Protector of Europe now, the likes of banning people I don't like from not606 has also been a good emotional first step towards mass oppression and bloody purges of the masses
Not606 has left me feeling utterly inadequate. I genuinely thought that nobody else could talk bollocks to the same depths as myself. I now realise that, just like my football team, my ability to talk **** is only of League 2 standards as compared with the rest of the excrement filled, Premier League ****s on here. Please forgive me for failing to be alwaysright. I am now going to hang my head in shame.
Surely some non-Scots have picked up some of our classy vernacular from using Not 606. Words you never used before Not606 Wid Widnae Beelin Fud Try living without them now
I was saying to all the bouncers " Alright, dobber?" down in Chester the other week. But in a friendly way, they were ****ing clueless.
I tried (and failed) to find a vid of that Chewing the Fat sketch based in Paisley in 10,000 BC where one guy learns to draw with chalk and the first thing they draw is a big bus-stop walloper and point at it shouting "dobber, dobber, ha ha ha" I love a good bus stop boaby The following one is missing the recquisite six pubes and three small spurts of jizz please log in to view this image