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Friday night, with a bottle of Vino and a PC

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Mick

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    How my social life has declined since I started living on this rock. Sitting here playing a game of Civilization IV with a mediocre bottle of wine.

    Wish I had some Class B upwards to numb the boredom. I could be out drinking with all the lads, but once you've done the same thing in the same pub with the same people about 50 times in one year you'd rather stay home and masturbate.

    A couple of semi-exciting things to look forward to, there's a good chance I'm getting sent to Chennai in India next month to work for a week or two - can't be any worse than Guernsey. Also planning a trip to the states in early July which should be fun.

    So what's all you sad ****ers excuse for sitting on an internet forum on a Friday night?
     
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  2. Hash.

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    broke due to the extortionate price of bmw parts the ****s dont make spurious ones .. i did get a few scoops in at the city match though 2-2 against monaghon utd ...rebel army
     
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  3. BolloBollo

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    Well after the arrival of Baby Bollo. It's been couching it up catching up on the tv. However I've been going to the dentist and have chronic tooth ache. I've been taking tramadol fir the pain so I cant even have any wine. Pure pish man!
     
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  4. Mick

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    I've a massive tooth ache right now, keep banging the pain killers in to me. Won't tell anyone, especially the missus in case they try peer pressure me into going to see a dentist.
     
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  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Saving my money so I can use it for gambling and quit my ****ty job
     
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  6. BolloBollo

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    Mick I was the exact same. The missus riles me up when I'm ill. She's more interested in moaning about how many pills I've taken (recommended dose by the way) or she just keeps going on about the tooth ache which is worse than the ache itself!!! I went to the dentist to sort out tooth ache. While I was there he patched up a cavity on the other side. ITS THE PAIN FREE SIDE THATS ****ING SORE CAUSED BY THE DENTIST!!!!!
     
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  7. Hash.

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    pussies afraid of a dentist ...... i got a mates medical card and went to the dentist for free , she was fit as **** but prob thought i was slow as i didnt answer her for ages when she was calling out the mates name for me
     
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  8. VenomPD

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    I was at a works night out tonight. Free meal but didn't want to abuse the free drink and make a **** of myself, so came home and started tanning lines of ching. I'm ****ing wired here for no reason, was planing on driving up to Inverness for the game tomorrow but can't see that happening now. Some **** will take my ticket
     
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  9. Mick

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    I never looked after my teeth as a teenager, but have been trying my best to recover since. Had to get a tooth removed about 18 months ago because of it, ****ing dentist in Malta had a pair of pliers in my mouth and had one foot against the dentist chair yanking like ****. Not even exaggerating when I say it was the most excruciating experience in my life. Turns out I have big **** off curly roots, which the dentist only noticed after about 90 minutes and 2 pints of blood over the pair of us.
     
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  10. BolloBollo

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    I never needed a filling until I was 20. The dentist (private btw) told me that if I continued to smoke he wouldn't do my teeth. Prick, a mechanic wouldn't tell me he was changing my breaks if I continued to break heavy. Anyway I never went back after he told me that. Now I've go two molars that are ****ed and a ton of plaque needs removed. It going to cost me a fortune. I'm in ****ing agony and won't get it sorted till 5th may!
     
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    They are very close to finding the genetic trigger that makes children grow new teeth, and be able to turn it back on again. That's what I'm ****ing hoping for as I'm missing a tooth already at 26 I'll probably be ****ed at 50.
     
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  12. Hash.

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    if i die and they go on dental records its my mates family will be informed <yikes> i could be murdered and no-one would know
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    I went to school with a wee **** we called "Gola" who had no teeth by age 18. He had a full set of falsers when I was in first year at uni. One night my mate said to him "**** off or I'll knock your teeth down your throat" He pulled the set of false teeth out and said "Go ahead"

    I was pishing myself laughing. Fair do's to the little prick.
     
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    Gola?

    Did he have fake air bubbles?
     
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    The dentist says he'll try and save the two molars but they may have to go. That last thing I want is my jaw to shrink and look like a junkie but right now I'd plier the ****ers out myself!
    I'm looking forward to getting the front teeth sorted our and getting them whitened!
     
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    Good on the wee manly bastard!
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    <laugh> He was the punchbag of our year. He ALWAYS had trainers with fake air bubbles from about age 9 to 15. One of my mates pumped his mum who was actually not bad looking. Just a pity she raised an odious wee ****ebag.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    "Sitting here playing a game of Civilization IV with a mediocre bottle of wine."
    Sounds like my perfect evening/two or three days...

    I'm now living at my mother's looking after her as she is very ill but then I never went out all that often before I moved here. Borderline alcoholic. Sort-of-ex-sort-of-girlfriend who I see often but not much of a social life apart from that as all of my friends live in London and I can't be ****ed to go and see them and visa versa.

    Sad eh?
     
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  19. Hash.

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    ive a length of rope in the car if you want it
     
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  20. BolloBollo

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    Ive got a length for the ex too <ok>
     
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